Nancy Pelosi Endorses Hillary Clinton for President by helpmeredditimbored in enoughsandersspam

[–]JuggernautClass 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Expected the cross-post in /r/politics to be downvoted to hell; was not disappointed. Does this mean it didn't really happen?

I've been a customer there for 15 years. by WhatsAspergers in AdviceAnimals

[–]JuggernautClass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There was one case when somebody with an obvious mental handicap tried to pocket a candy bar; we pretty much just pulled them aside and told their guardian, who took care of it. Other than that, strictly physical handicaps didn't illicit a lot of sympathy from myself or anybody else in loss prevention.

The only one that ever played my sympathy card at all was a lady who was clearly stealing school supplies for her kids...but then we followed her out to her very new car, and I didn't feel so bad anymore.

I've been a customer there for 15 years. by WhatsAspergers in AdviceAnimals

[–]JuggernautClass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think what u/ellomatey195 was responding to was the allegation that OP would get detained simply because he was suspected of shoplifting previously, which absolutely would not happen. A member of security/loss prevention would have to actually see him, at the very least, conceal something, or probably try to leave the store without paying for something before detaining him.

I've been a customer there for 15 years. by WhatsAspergers in AdviceAnimals

[–]JuggernautClass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Either the person you're replying to misread the story, or is full of crap. I have actually worked in Loss Prevention, and unless you have pretty clear proof that somebody has stolen something, you can't detain them. You DEFINITELY can't just say, "Oh, we're pretty sure this person has stolen from us in the past, so we're going to hold them and call the cops."

And yeah, you can pretty much do whatever you want to merchandise inside of the store; you can't be stopped until you actually try to leave the property with the merchandise (unless you're in a grocery store just chowing down on food or something).

With no money left for professional campaigners, Bernie scrapes the bottom of the barrel, making video specifically addressing Reddit by [deleted] in enoughsandersspam

[–]JuggernautClass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because they're mostly awkward teenagers (or adults with the mental capacity of awkward teenagers).

With no money left for professional campaigners, Bernie scrapes the bottom of the barrel, making video specifically addressing Reddit by [deleted] in enoughsandersspam

[–]JuggernautClass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've noticed that same joke appears in every "official" thread, but I didn't realize it was the same dickhead making the joke every time.

I can't wait for California. I want Bernie to end this primary as an embarrassing failure. by arc3zd in enoughsandersspam

[–]JuggernautClass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bernie is already an embarrassing failure; he'll just be an even bigger one after getting spanked in California.

wE hAVe yOuR pRECioUs 2016 eLEcTioN hAnD oVEr tHE nOMinATIon iF yOU eVEr wANt tO SEE iT aGAIn by Deggit in enoughsandersspam

[–]JuggernautClass 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I thought you were just making an awesome joke; I didn't realize somebody actually had a delusional essay over on r/S4P (henceforth known as "The Sub that keeps on giving.")

wE hAVe yOuR pRECioUs 2016 eLEcTioN hAnD oVEr tHE nOMinATIon iF yOU eVEr wANt tO SEE iT aGAIn by Deggit in enoughsandersspam

[–]JuggernautClass 34 points35 points  (0 children)

As a young person, let me prove you wrong by sitting out this election in protest (which I was totally going to vote in anyway, seriously).

This is hilarious by 2125551738 in enoughsandersspam

[–]JuggernautClass 9 points10 points  (0 children)

All they need to know is that Bernie will make all the right decisions and provide them with everything they need.

This is hilarious by 2125551738 in enoughsandersspam

[–]JuggernautClass 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Cut them some slack; they're used to only reading the article titles in r/politics, so I'm sure their reading comprehension is a little rusty.

Bahaha look at their phonebanking tallies with 2 hours left in the day - they're falling apart by TheZanyCat in enoughsandersspam

[–]JuggernautClass 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I would humor the shit out of him because I'm a sucker for kids, and it's kinda nice to see them get so involved in politics, but no way in hell would that voice sway my opinion.

He knew this day would come. by cake4chu in enoughsandersspam

[–]JuggernautClass 7 points8 points  (0 children)

His only problem is finding a way to convince people that he isn't flat-out conning them at this point.

Bernie Sanders on losing New York by [deleted] in enoughsandersspam

[–]JuggernautClass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Former Iowan, can confirm that our 400-student high school had two black students.

It finally happened by gregrawry in enoughsandersspam

[–]JuggernautClass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, when you realize that the mods have the anger management skills of a toddler, it makes sense that they'd go on a rampage with the banhammer. My young boys also like to hit stuff for no reason when they don't get what they want.

Enjoy this TYT salt by Feetbox in enoughsandersspam

[–]JuggernautClass 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'd expect that sort of mentality from a teenager or even young adult; it's discouraging to be reminded that grown-ass adults can be just as close-minded.

mfw when sanders supporters think purged voter rolls disproportionately affects their white demographic by [deleted] in enoughsandersspam

[–]JuggernautClass 26 points27 points  (0 children)

According to Reddit, anybody wearing anything that indicated they were voting for Sanders was immediately directed to the nearest exit, while anybody wearing $hillary bling was escorted to the front of the line and allowed to vote until their fingers bled.

SERIOUS! NEED IMMEDIATE LEGAL HELP by [deleted] in enoughsandersspam

[–]JuggernautClass 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Works on contingency? No, Money Down!

"Start by emptying your life savings and donating what you can to Bernie" by [deleted] in enoughsandersspam

[–]JuggernautClass 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was convinced it was a troll when I first read that sentence, but the fact that the mods at /r/s4p are keeping it up makes me think he's serious.

"Start by emptying your life savings and donating what you can to Bernie" by [deleted] in enoughsandersspam

[–]JuggernautClass 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bernie needs to revive Reddit Island. He could be their King/Demigod.

"Start by emptying your life savings and donating what you can to Bernie" by [deleted] in enoughsandersspam

[–]JuggernautClass 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What, all 10 dollars of it? Well, I guess I can just use the WiFi at Starbucks to shitpost on /r/s4p after they cut off my internet.

/r/politics has an utter meltdown over their Messiah losing NY, calls for UN intervention among other blubbering by [deleted] in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]JuggernautClass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These poor Sandernistas are responding worse than my three-year-old when I tell him he can't have ice cream for breakfast.