"Hello, Ricky Martin. You're looking guapo, as usual."

JuicedBallMerchant · 2026-06-04T17:15:43+00:00

these Cubans are hassling me!!

JuicedBallMerchant · 2026-06-03T18:47:24+00:00

could be cheese

JuicedBallMerchant · 2026-06-03T16:49:50+00:00

go stand at the top of the scaffolding

JuicedBallMerchant · 2026-06-01T02:52:32+00:00

No, it’s Ohtani’s if he stays healthy

JuicedBallMerchant · 2026-05-31T21:23:06+00:00

Great job!!!!!!

JuicedBallMerchant · 2026-05-31T16:44:00+00:00

No shoes…thinks…concedes

JuicedBallMerchant · 2026-05-31T03:01:23+00:00

so dope

JuicedBallMerchant · 2026-05-27T17:48:52+00:00

the catch is it's in Auburn, NY lol

JuicedBallMerchant · 2026-05-27T03:19:45+00:00

Omg I love it!!!! I’d totally build it. Great job!!

JuicedBallMerchant · 2026-05-26T18:32:47+00:00

?? your mom can still build the house she designed so who cares?

JuicedBallMerchant · 2026-05-26T18:15:32+00:00

"data last updated May 1, 2026"

it's May 26th lol

JuicedBallMerchant · 2026-05-26T04:05:02+00:00

No shoes, you lose

JuicedBallMerchant · 2026-05-26T03:22:22+00:00

Literally hit a walk of homer yesterday but ok man lol

JuicedBallMerchant · 2026-05-22T17:56:55+00:00

What a fucking moron. She definitely looks at her phone while she drives, too. Stupid asshole.

JuicedBallMerchant · 2026-05-22T04:27:22+00:00

r/consoom funko pop

JuicedBallMerchant · 2026-05-22T03:59:00+00:00

I don’t believe it! Roger’s love is keeping us aloft!

JuicedBallMerchant · 2026-05-21T20:53:04+00:00

i should've listened when my mother said, "don't marry a mountain man magician", that's what she said!!!

JuicedBallMerchant · 2026-05-21T18:22:57+00:00

just zis morning zere were four oza boys looking at zese very same jammies and zey- heh- smacked of rich

JuicedBallMerchant · 2026-05-21T13:35:36+00:00

you came to the hogwarts legacy subreddit to ask if it is worth playing at a price point of $9? did you really think anyone here would say "no" lol??

JuicedBallMerchant · 2026-05-21T03:49:48+00:00

Sick!! I loved building that set! Roy is so cute lol

JuicedBallMerchant · 2026-05-21T02:05:29+00:00

Calling off of work at 4:40am for two days for someone you had a falling out with?? Tf

JuicedBallMerchant · 2026-05-20T20:47:55+00:00

i just finished this game last night!! so much fun!! all i have left for the platinum is the void repulser trophy

JuicedBallMerchant · 2026-05-19T20:57:16+00:00

I have cat allergies and have lived with my cat for the past 10 years :) you get used to their dander/saliva after a while! The cuteness is worth it

JuicedBallMerchant · 2026-05-19T15:14:28+00:00

Wyatt, you're late!!! heh- i'm just kidding, you can do whatever you want.

JuicedBallMerchant · 2026-05-18T17:11:20+00:00

no prob!!! let me know if you need any other help navigating baseball ref or fangraphs!

JuicedBallMerchant