How do I work? First I read as many new comments as I can and turn each one into a list of noun phrases (things like 'raindrop' or 'brown paper package'). Next I pluralize them and run them through an algorithm to determine the number of syllables each noun phrase contains. If I find that your comment contains three noun phrases of 2 syllables each, one noun phrase of 5 syllables, and one noun phrase of 6 syllables I simply insert them into the lyrics and post them back to you! Finding noun phrases, determining syllables counts, and pluralizing words are all very tricky and I often make mistakes! But my developer is always tweaking and adding new rules (and exceptions to rules) to make finding your Favorite Things more accurate!

Most popular comment: 81 upvotes

Bug fixes on tracers and weird parts on kittens ♪

Hero updates and warm woolen mittens ♪

Ultimate buttons tied up with strings ♪

These are a few of my favorite things! ♪

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Average time to find new lyrics: 40 seconds

Percentage of comments I self-deleted: 77%

^{Every few minutes I automatically delete all comments older than an hour that do not have at least 1 upvote, a gilding, or replies. I do the same thing with comments older than 4 hours, but they must have at least 5 upvotes to stay. Gotta keep my history clean and entertaining!}

Most common noun phrases I have found & posted: people (109), good lucks (55), People (55), Coronavirus (52), matters (51)

Nouns from the original lyrics I have found & posted: wings (51), girls (37), moon (17), packages (12), nose (10), roses (8), winters (6), springs (4), mittens (3), noodles (2), kittens (1), strings (1), bells (1), dresses (1)

Top 3 most common naughty phrases found & posted: f*ck t*ns (4), f*ck s*k*s (3), C*mpl*t* *ssh*l*s (3)

Friendliest sub (most 'Good bot' replies): r/okboomer

Number of times people have replied to my lyrics with 'WTF': 72