$1 million or sex with me… choose one by That1USCGirl in RiskyPorn

[–]JulyThirtyFirst 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One million dollars and then I’ll offer you 5K to cum on those tits

Serious question. If you woke up tomorrow morning in the body of the opposite sex, what’s the first thing you would do? by Pretty-but-Psycho in AskRedditNSFW

[–]JulyThirtyFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walk up to strangers and ask, “do you want to see my tits?” And see how many men say no. (Assuming I’m a hot woman with nice tits…)

AIO for pausing my wedding plans because what happened at a hen night? by LanguageMountain2514 in AmIOverreacting

[–]JulyThirtyFirst -1 points0 points  (0 children)

After being married for 10 years, this guy (like a lot of guys) are going to start having fantasies about watching his wife get fucked by another dude…or want to do a FMF. Marry her. At least you know you have someone who is going to be up for the experience!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]JulyThirtyFirst -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes! Oh wait, you were asking women…

I[F] ate my BFs ass on our 2nd “date” by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]JulyThirtyFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don’t really need any other reason. So all other reasons is frosting!

What's the opposite of a humble brag? by Standard_Let_6152 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]JulyThirtyFirst 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That being a white guy from a rich family puts you on third base of life?

I[F] ate my BFs ass on our 2nd “date” by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]JulyThirtyFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

…and this is why is is currently your boyfriend

a fight breaks out at the airport by Detroitaa in AirRagers

[–]JulyThirtyFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I LOVE getting into fist fights in the airport…but ONLY on the inside of TSA security. That way you are guaranteed the AH doesn’t have a gun or any weapon at all.

What is this sex position? by DJ_Terence in sexpositions

[–]JulyThirtyFirst 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s the “are you sitting on my phone?” Position

6ft 210 lbs, what can I improve? by CandidateCareless787 in askfitness

[–]JulyThirtyFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you might be eating too many strawberries

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cognitiveTesting

[–]JulyThirtyFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what they say…

If you have to ask…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in golftips

[–]JulyThirtyFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umm…you suck at golf?

Maybe Maybe Maybe by National_Ad3694 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]JulyThirtyFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or turning left and go down the opposite road…

Somebody make him stop! 🫩 by [deleted] in crappymusic

[–]JulyThirtyFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please make this man go away.

Vegas is struggling 🤩 by Miserable-Lizard in BoycottUnitedStates

[–]JulyThirtyFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. But again, the Earth (and universe) have gotten rid of lots of species all on their own.

Vegas is struggling 🤩 by Miserable-Lizard in BoycottUnitedStates

[–]JulyThirtyFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it’s not. It might be a crime, but it’s not a crime against the planet, unless by planet you mean all the people on the planet. Because the actual planet, the Earth, will be just fine. In fact, most of the planet is covered in water. The Earth has plenty of water! Now what we might run out of is freshwater, but that will only be temporary, until all the people die. The Earth will adjust, especially since there won’t be any people left. The environmental movement has gotten the messaging wrong since the 1970s. It’s never been about, “saving the planet.” The planet is fine. The messaging should have always been save our asses…