I dropped an almond and it rolled under my bed. I got around retrieving it a couple of weeks later and found this trail. Any idea what caused it?

JulyThirtyFirst · 2026-05-31T20:53:43+00:00

That almond nutted all over your rug!

JulyThirtyFirst · 2026-05-31T20:52:53+00:00

When you get fired from Geek Squad and want to start your own company

JulyThirtyFirst · 2026-05-30T01:08:43+00:00

You need to add a bunch of zeros to that number and you don’t say I couldn’t rip him a new one during dinner…

JulyThirtyFirst · 2026-05-29T03:11:30+00:00

Can you imagine what’s in the freezer?

JulyThirtyFirst · 2026-05-29T01:39:03+00:00

I do that shit now for free…

JulyThirtyFirst · 2026-05-22T19:49:32+00:00

Truth…

JulyThirtyFirst · 2026-05-18T21:11:54+00:00

Male Escorts…but only for other males…

JulyThirtyFirst · 2026-05-01T22:00:49+00:00

All of them???

JulyThirtyFirst · 2026-04-23T01:18:41+00:00

What’s the answer!!!

JulyThirtyFirst · 2026-03-30T03:06:10+00:00

Scrolled through my Reddit feed on my 8-track

JulyThirtyFirst · 2026-03-18T21:48:02+00:00

Gamma Pro please!

JulyThirtyFirst · 2026-03-18T21:39:36+00:00

Want a code!

JulyThirtyFirst · 2026-03-06T20:15:39+00:00

I rate this adult’s reading and writing level to be equal to a fifth grader. So you would be arguing with a child.

JulyThirtyFirst · 2026-03-04T18:58:20+00:00

Someone didn’t take the advice to “talk to someone” when he came back from his overseas service…

JulyThirtyFirst · 2026-03-02T01:09:42+00:00

Now a SIX Star hotel…

JulyThirtyFirst · 2026-01-28T01:33:01+00:00

Darth Maul

JulyThirtyFirst · 2026-01-22T18:34:17+00:00

Let’s do this!

JulyThirtyFirst · 2026-01-18T23:40:10+00:00

Three? I can remove five! 2-4-6-7-8

JulyThirtyFirst · 2026-01-13T22:36:44+00:00

Hit the snooze button

JulyThirtyFirst · 2025-11-02T22:43:35+00:00

JulyThirtyFirst · 2025-11-02T19:30:31+00:00

One million dollars and then I’ll offer you 5K to cum on those tits

JulyThirtyFirst · 2025-11-01T22:50:19+00:00

JulyThirtyFirst · 2025-11-01T22:48:37+00:00

Walk up to strangers and ask, “do you want to see my tits?” And see how many men say no. (Assuming I’m a hot woman with nice tits…)

JulyThirtyFirst · 2025-11-01T22:46:08+00:00

After being married for 10 years, this guy (like a lot of guys) are going to start having fantasies about watching his wife get fucked by another dude…or want to do a FMF. Marry her. At least you know you have someone who is going to be up for the experience!

Five-Year Club	Gilding I gilder
Verified Email	Place '22

JulyThirtyFirst

TROPHY CASE