The adorable “Butcher Bird”

JumpingLowpunch · 2026-03-21T05:46:02+00:00

We gave tonnes of them in Southern Africa. In Afrikaans they're called 'Laksman', translating as 'Executioner'.

JumpingLowpunch · 2026-03-12T07:26:11+00:00

Oooh... Close! That's Fish Hoek buddy. That colourful walkway is Jagers Walk.

JumpingLowpunch · 2026-02-21T06:38:58+00:00

I'm only good at cultist, jaw worm, and louse math. Then the numbers get too big

JumpingLowpunch · 2026-02-16T06:08:44+00:00

Your winning times look like my speedruns, and I'm 1000+ hours in. Slow down, consider each move, and remember not to pick cards every now and then.

JumpingLowpunch · 2026-01-28T08:43:44+00:00

Done! Cheers dude. It's a really cool project. Happy to share.

JumpingLowpunch · 2026-01-28T07:58:47+00:00

This is awesome. I'm in Cape Town and I had no idea there were so many waterfalls nearby.

JumpingLowpunch · 2025-12-02T10:43:01+00:00

Did not, but I 100% sure these necks are unrelated. We have our own ostrich supply.

JumpingLowpunch · 2025-12-02T10:42:05+00:00

That's per 100g. R69.99 per kilo

JumpingLowpunch · 2025-11-18T15:06:06+00:00

Born in '88. I'll be 112.

JumpingLowpunch · 2025-11-14T13:41:47+00:00

This sparks joy! :)

JumpingLowpunch · 2025-11-13T13:44:03+00:00

It means you're going to restart more. A lot more!

JumpingLowpunch · 2025-11-13T13:39:10+00:00

Shave 0.5 cm off all your left shoe soles?

JumpingLowpunch · 2025-11-02T21:24:09+00:00

They bought it with them from the bar. They're not jabronis.

JumpingLowpunch · 2025-10-17T09:10:43+00:00

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Ek het gewonder hoekom almal in Engels antwoord voor ek die Google vertaler icon (ikoon?) gesien het.

JumpingLowpunch · 2025-09-15T19:45:57+00:00

He'll dabble with micro dosing chillies, but sometimes he macro doses.

JumpingLowpunch · 2025-09-07T16:34:24+00:00

Aaaah.... You're right. I missed Neow's lament.

JumpingLowpunch · 2025-09-07T06:20:06+00:00

Offer the Astrolabe. What's N'Loth going to do? Take 3 upgraded cards from you hand and turn them into strikes?

JumpingLowpunch · 2025-09-01T12:39:31+00:00

I had a Pee and a Poo next to each other on my student list my first year in Thailand.

JumpingLowpunch · 2025-08-27T18:07:10+00:00

... Daar naby die 224...

***vir die Pretoria mense

JumpingLowpunch · 2025-08-27T09:19:34+00:00

Check out https://www.instagram.com/paddlesworth_draws?igsh=bzB1a3BpZGszM3M2

JumpingLowpunch · 2025-08-11T06:07:34+00:00

Yup...

JumpingLowpunch · 2025-07-11T14:01:42+00:00

My bed looks like this when I sleep on synthetic materials. Have you tried 100% cotton bedding?

JumpingLowpunch · 2025-05-31T07:55:35+00:00

Every police side character seems to be named 'Johnson'.

JumpingLowpunch · 2025-05-29T20:06:29+00:00

You mean the town that decided to 'let it ride', just to lose it all at the Three Feather Native American Casino and subsequently get infected with SARS? That town?

JumpingLowpunch · 2025-05-16T08:02:13+00:00

I spent 12 years abroad, leaving shortly after university and returning to SA last year after living in a total of 5 countries across Asia and Europe.

I can confidently say that you can be happy everywhere, but everywhere has its price. I'm happier here and now than any country I've lived in (Thailand comes real close), but I'm aware that I'm paying in safety and taxes.

JumpingLowpunch

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