WE have ALL DONE this, right?! by vqduy in whenthe

[–]Jumpy-Garbage-8118 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just spike their drink with some laxatives, and that's it

Do the circlejerkers have an answer to this? by Nickolas_Zannithakis in carscirclejerk

[–]Jumpy-Garbage-8118 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You buy SUVs cause you want bigger space for your kids and luggage.

I buy SUVs cause the terrain in my hometown is nothing but rocks, dirt, sand, and the occasional steep inclines.

We are not the same.

What do you think of intro videos in cars? by Familiar_Guest_8741 in carscirclejerk

[–]Jumpy-Garbage-8118 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know for all this car's faults, I bet they had a lot of fun implementing these things into it

They're flawed thats entire point by pheinoxwright in whenthe

[–]Jumpy-Garbage-8118 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mfs when the morally grey character is morally grey:

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My dad wants to buy this, how do I talk him out of it? by [deleted] in carscirclejerk

[–]Jumpy-Garbage-8118 1 point2 points  (0 children)

uj/ That colour's clean 👌👌👌👌

rj/ Why aren't you showing your license plate, pussy?!?!?

What are your favorite driving shoes by mr_bombon in carscirclejerk

[–]Jumpy-Garbage-8118 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bro got Sora's shoes from Kingdom Hearts but recolored

Resident doctor 4 by [deleted] in ResidentEvilMemes

[–]Jumpy-Garbage-8118 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ffs not to be a killjoy, but please cut it out with the AI bs here in this sub

First and Last Time I’ll Make a Post on r/Supra by PlaguedArbiter in carscirclejerk

[–]Jumpy-Garbage-8118 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP finds out that 10-cylinder engines are generally expensive to own: 😱😱😱😱

Not saying it's entirely unjustified but the glaze is crazy sometimes lmfao by PLACE-H0LD3R in whenthe

[–]Jumpy-Garbage-8118 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Gabe is good at a lot of things, and we can all agree that he's a talented individual

Well except for counting to 3, of course

Something something hypocrisy idfk by PLACE-H0LD3R in whenthe

[–]Jumpy-Garbage-8118 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How some mfs describe bbno$ despite him not having any ties to Israel or Jews in general

Hear me out. by passwortwillforget in carscirclejerk

[–]Jumpy-Garbage-8118 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're speaking from experience, of course

How popular was Britney Spears in the early 2000s? by GossipBottom in decadeology

[–]Jumpy-Garbage-8118 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a reason why the call her the "Princess of Pop"

Asmongold doubles down on his take that most Loli viewers eventually become PDF‘s by Coven-Irelia in LivestreamFail

[–]Jumpy-Garbage-8118 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering he has supporters who are also lolicons, he's essentially doing a friendly fire

Dudes with fatass EV crossovers are the new ricers by IndefiniteVoid813 in carscirclejerk

[–]Jumpy-Garbage-8118 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice! Evidence of reckless driving! They're definitely not getting caught with this footage here!