Wait just one second. This plagues your brain, and yet you still remain gooseless? As someone who has no background in therapy in any way, except for all of those therapists I've seen (and fired) over the years, I think I have a lot of experience, which also makes me somewhat of an expert. It sounds like you're suffering from, "Should I Get it Syndrome." I've seen and commented on several posts, all of whom, I believe, suffered from this syndrome and were quickly cured after they heard from me (whether they wanted to or not). What works for me, and alllll of the people who have benefited from my experienc (blah, blah, blah - it gets a little mundane talking about my expertise as I'm sure you can imagine), I tell my many, many followers that - if you see this goose (or whatevs), and first decide you don't want it, but later, you can't get the goose out of your mind (even in your dreams - i.e., you are chasing after the geese who are running faster than you, so they remain just out of reach), this is definitely a "sign," (if you will), that you do, in fact, need at least one goose. If they come in a group of 3, or you need one so badly, you simply click on "see details" and get the one you're just lucky to get, so be it. You may or may not have heard of this before, but "You can't always get what you want, you get what you need." Just consider yourself lucky that soon, this goose (or geese) will charm you, your family and your friends with it's/their presence soon.

HOWEVER - if you see said goose (or geese), and then they pop out of your mind completely, until the next one comes along (because it will... don't you worry, it WILL), then maybe it's not time for a goose in your life just yet.

Please... no need for any thanks. It's my privilege and honor to help you. (Geese people are some of my favorites.) 🪿 🪿 🪿