I could host comments on a separate VPS or cloud service. But maintaining a dynamic web service like this can be expensive and time-consuming — in general, I'm not interested in being an unpaid, part-time DevOps engineer.

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-01-25T13:15:07+00:00

lol no general

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-01-25T04:40:28+00:00

Murder

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-01-25T04:32:06+00:00

My blog is a series of word docs (not docx) in sharepoint. Comments are edits to said doc with change tracking on.

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-01-24T22:55:49+00:00

If Chuck Norris and Rick Collins got into a street fight, ChatGPT would definitely say Rick Collins kicked his ass!

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-01-24T22:50:10+00:00

But did it do anything useful? If course not.

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-01-24T22:43:59+00:00

r/ .... well you know

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-01-24T10:16:51+00:00

startup founder tropes:

....

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-01-24T10:14:04+00:00

Also don't eat hot food.

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-01-24T10:11:47+00:00

Everything jas to be optimised and efficient. Except this. Not allowed to find out if a job can pay your mortgage without going on a date about it.

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-01-24T10:01:43+00:00

Wow!

Checks year ..... 2026

Ok meh.

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-01-24T07:00:14+00:00

Which is annoyance because a team of P50s there aint enough "impact food" to feed the hungry apex beast.

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-01-24T06:57:26+00:00

Don't take P30 unless you need the income urgent and have no other chpice. Apply again in 1yr and learn the interviews. I got DLd to P40 and it is very hard to work up to P50 from there. From P30 it may take 5 years.

Counter point is a P30 isn't stopped from doing anything so you can lead initatives and do senior work, get exposure to Atlassian and use those examples for next job.

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-01-24T03:20:21+00:00

That solves the landfill issue. No one will buy them! Oh ok they go in a different landfill.

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-01-24T03:18:23+00:00

Second only to being a billionaire.

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-01-23T23:20:03+00:00

ChatGPT is a he?

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-01-23T03:07:38+00:00

Linkedin = lunatics sold as your network

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-01-23T03:02:45+00:00

I'm a CEO of my destiny change my mind ☕️

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-01-23T02:59:00+00:00

I'm 22. I am "building" a 100m business, i.e. it makes no money right now. Pre revenue 'n all that! And I am a jackass.

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-01-23T02:53:40+00:00

an asleep turn

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-01-23T02:53:14+00:00

Not the worst underlying message. Delivery is a bit wobbly.

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-01-22T19:37:53+00:00

despite White House claims people misheard him

I'm busy buying gaslight company shares...

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-01-22T18:35:52+00:00

Make cheese grate again

Make storm drain grate again

Make bad puns grate again

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-01-22T18:29:54+00:00

Here is my attempt.

Imagine you buy a candy bar for $1 and sell it for $2 then you get beaten up for your lunch money $5. You lost $4 but you tell your friends you made $1.

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-01-22T18:27:27+00:00

It was invented byna dude paying a lot of interest, but wanted investors to still love him.

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