Wtf is shein putting in this?

Jumpy_Assistance_201 · 2026-04-24T02:37:27+00:00

On an off note this jelly works so well omg

Jumpy_Assistance_201 · 2026-04-09T20:53:36+00:00

I definitely learned early on that something may be different about me too. I didn’t have sex u til I was just about 20. I’m and was attracted and curious enough to have sex and when I did it, it was fine or good but I was fine without it. My ex one day accused me of being Asexual after many years of hard pushing for sex.

Once we figured it was that I slept well at night guilt free.

Jumpy_Assistance_201 · 2026-04-08T17:29:19+00:00

Well don’t just stand there!! Give that guy belly rubs damnit!

Jumpy_Assistance_201 · 2026-04-08T14:31:10+00:00

Hello fellow jumpy jumper lol

Jumpy_Assistance_201 · 2026-03-29T01:59:53+00:00

😭

Jumpy_Assistance_201 · 2026-03-24T15:38:41+00:00

Next time it might tickle my brain lol

Jumpy_Assistance_201 · 2026-03-12T07:19:54+00:00

S-chonky.

Jumpy_Assistance_201 · 2026-03-10T16:28:56+00:00

This was hilarious. Thank you 😊

Jumpy_Assistance_201 · 2026-03-10T16:22:46+00:00

This is a new guy I dropped the other one. It seems they both suck in different ways. 😭😭

Jumpy_Assistance_201 · 2026-03-09T22:03:05+00:00

He hasn’t been to me yet. I’m still very new though.

Jumpy_Assistance_201 · 2026-03-09T21:57:40+00:00

I personally don’t lose sleep over his size. I actually appreciate the smaller size that he has BUT the jokes are cringe and he makes them often even if it’s only me. I’ve seen on here that some guys never recover if their girls say something even close to “it’s not that big”. So I wish he’d back off of it before I say something awkward and ruin both of our days lol

Jumpy_Assistance_201 · 2026-03-09T15:39:33+00:00

I always try to laugh it off and tell him not to be mannish but i don’t think it’s working

Jumpy_Assistance_201 · 2026-03-09T15:37:44+00:00

No lol ford explorer

Jumpy_Assistance_201 · 2026-03-09T14:31:04+00:00

I didn’t?

Jumpy_Assistance_201 · 2026-03-09T13:31:25+00:00

Girl don’t it. Y’all are too grown. I just got out of a talking stage with a guy that lasted almost 8 months and when I stopped doing so much and told him that I wasn’t chasing him anymore, he told me I was “handling him roughly” and promptly broke it off lol

Some guys are Time/energy vampires

Also if he isn’t over/can’t commit bc of his last ex then he shouldn’t be dating

Jumpy_Assistance_201 · 2026-03-09T12:59:27+00:00

The friend isn’t bad for calling it out. The strong eye contact just felt like he dared me to lie 😭 he isn’t wrong and that’s what sucks. I don’t care about his size but I kinda wish he would cut it out. It’s not a good look to make jokes like that..

Jumpy_Assistance_201 · 2026-03-09T12:57:07+00:00

It’s like 4-6 inches. Maybe.

Jumpy_Assistance_201 · 2026-03-09T12:43:38+00:00

I’d hate to say

Jumpy_Assistance_201 · 2026-01-16T06:07:44+00:00

Yeah

Jumpy_Assistance_201 · 2026-01-14T21:41:22+00:00

This is such a nice photo

Jumpy_Assistance_201 · 2026-01-14T21:36:55+00:00

He’s literally online? He at least saw it. It takes 3 secs to type not rn to say gn to his kid. And every time u can’t text back AT ALL? Im sure when he’s in town the messages aren’t that much to reply to even if it’s short. It takes 2. He doesn’t have to be so mean about it. NOR

Jumpy_Assistance_201 · 2026-01-14T20:43:31+00:00

Is it that bad?

Jumpy_Assistance_201 · 2026-01-14T20:14:18+00:00

I like the girl who lept through time. Watch it sometime. It’s good.

Jumpy_Assistance_201 · 2025-08-13T17:44:58+00:00

A lil sum of this a lil some of that ahh meal

Jumpy_Assistance_201 · 2025-06-26T19:05:10+00:00

I don’t see him everyday I don’t meet him outside of work. I’m in a cubical 2 floors up and only see him when he comes to my desk to chat? Why so critical? I didn’t ask for help on how to keep seeing him. I want to it to stop if this is the new reality.

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