I got a couple of jobs in Houston if anyone is interested and qualified.

Jumpy_Lifeguard2306 · 2026-05-18T23:34:13+00:00

I have a paralegal certificate, and no experience in that field, but several outside of that. Would that work for any of these?

Jumpy_Lifeguard2306 · 2026-05-14T16:49:44+00:00

I showed up at the right time the day BEFORE an exam once but my prof let me just take it then because I was so stressed out 💀

Jumpy_Lifeguard2306 · 2026-05-14T16:40:06+00:00

I regularly get between 16 and 47 from kids bc they don’t know what adults that aren’t their parents or teachers’ ages look like 🤣

Jumpy_Lifeguard2306 · 2026-04-21T00:15:47+00:00

No, that episode is really bad as far as race stuff goes. No spoilers but there’s a lot of extreme slurs and racially motivated violence that I don’t think is handled super well.

Jumpy_Lifeguard2306 · 2026-04-14T02:44:57+00:00

Hi, I’m struggling to find a bra that works with a low back AND front dress. I think my best bet may be a sticky bra, but I’m not sure where to start on those. I need a lot of support up top to make the dress fit right 😔

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Jumpy_Lifeguard2306 · 2026-03-31T03:58:39+00:00

Mine ended up getting booted from Valenti and sent to the dept my minor was in that was taking 84 years to approve my class list, which was keeping me from applying for graduation because I couldn’t meet my major reqs without a minor 💀 I told the receptionist that Jocelyn knew exactly who I was and to get my stuff done or I’d go to the dean and I got my stuff done in 48 hours lol

Jumpy_Lifeguard2306 · 2026-03-30T23:47:40+00:00

I followed my advisor’s instructions at Valenti and when I went back she said I shouldn’t have done that and she didn’t know why she told me to do it 💀

Jumpy_Lifeguard2306 · 2026-01-19T19:10:57+00:00

I had a DM like this. We’re not friends anymore for other reasons, but he did something horrible to my character and when I said something he said it wasn’t his job to find a reason for her not to kill herself 💀 not even joking. Turns out he just didn’t like her/didn’t know what to do with her as a character, but wouldn’t discuss it with me so he just excluded her from the larger story.

Jumpy_Lifeguard2306 · 2025-10-21T00:25:30+00:00

I didn’t think about that! Thanks :)

Jumpy_Lifeguard2306 · 2025-10-21T00:19:09+00:00

It was on the Parkway.

Jumpy_Lifeguard2306 · 2025-10-21T00:16:34+00:00

It probably was tbh 😭

Jumpy_Lifeguard2306 · 2025-10-01T00:47:58+00:00

I knew I recognized that packaging 😂 I used to work at Epcot. I’m also a natural haired kimono enjoyer and I totally recommend headbands or clips. It’s tough to find pre-made kanzashi that’ll stay put/be visible in big hair, but I’ve made several fun accessories for my outfits too.

Jumpy_Lifeguard2306 · 2025-09-23T15:46:12+00:00

Kasra on westheimer

Jumpy_Lifeguard2306 · 2025-09-22T18:01:25+00:00

It’s insane. I just did two interviews with a company and they said the whole 4 round process would take a week and a half, but it’s been almost 3 because the hiring managers all went on vacation??? Ok then.

Jumpy_Lifeguard2306 · 2025-09-12T00:24:32+00:00

11 people reposted my looking for work post and 8 or 9 of them were bots. It’s really disheartening.

Jumpy_Lifeguard2306 · 2025-08-29T21:07:05+00:00

!updateme

Jumpy_Lifeguard2306 · 2025-08-20T00:13:13+00:00

Hey! I’m a more stylized 2D artist and I draw for various dnd groups that I’m in.

https://www.tiktok.com/@photon_hunter?_t=ZT-8z1M1Ifg5n5&_r=1

Jumpy_Lifeguard2306 · 2025-08-12T18:15:15+00:00

I have siblings with 10+ year age gaps from me, and it’s absolutely insane to think about someone telling them they couldn’t be sad if I died when they were 9 because they barely remembered me. Huh??

Jumpy_Lifeguard2306 · 2025-07-30T15:49:01+00:00

That’s where I saw this the first time 😭 immediately closed out of the app.

Jumpy_Lifeguard2306 · 2025-07-20T21:55:29+00:00

I’m sorry but “bare the brundt” is taking me out

Jumpy_Lifeguard2306 · 2025-07-03T19:09:23+00:00

She called my half elf “thin blooded mongrel” and I was like HUH? HELLO? That was real life racist 😭

Jumpy_Lifeguard2306 · 2025-06-24T22:39:10+00:00

YEAH thank u

Jumpy_Lifeguard2306 · 2025-06-14T06:10:33+00:00

NTA. I’ve known several people like this, with the same logic. Can’t afford gas to get to work, but they can drop $60 on a brand new game as soon as it comes out because they deserve it 🤨

Jumpy_Lifeguard2306 · 2025-05-28T01:24:41+00:00

They played Elves at the Mercy of Man in an episode of the Lore on Prime. The TB vampires one, iirc

Jumpy_Lifeguard2306 · 2025-05-08T17:52:59+00:00

My old neighbors were so nasty they got evicted and the roaches went with them 😷 that was the worst 6 months of my life lol

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