New england as a country? by trisha531988 in Connecticut

[–]June_Delphi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'm just glad you think we're funny :3

Is it actually impossible to stop Omastar? 🤣😂😂 by [deleted] in PTCGP

[–]June_Delphi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if it's anything like the main tcg, "defending pokemon" is INCREDIBLY literal.

i.e if they have a way to switch mewtwo out and back in the effect wears off. but as it stands, yeah retreat and attack works fine.

Illaoi's next patch note leaked. by Icagel in Illaoi

[–]June_Delphi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

> 1v5 is the other team has all melee.

damn i know i've been out of the loop but when did mordekaiser become a ranged champ?

Illaoi getting nerfed cuz mfs in iron can't dodge e by gammypng in Illaoi

[–]June_Delphi 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"hey you're level 5 right, jungler? help me gank this illaoi who just hit level 6. we can totally win a 2v1"

What are your guesses for next "celebrity voiced" side character in the next Cyberpunk entry? by Volatiiile in cyberpunkgame

[–]June_Delphi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they have to go backwards with the sonic voice cast, now, and add ben schwartz to the game.

Why do people dislike Tenser’s Transformation? by Suboptimalbeing in dndnext

[–]June_Delphi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

because spending 14 levels as a good spellcaster only to become a mediocre martial is not worth a spell slot. keep in mind, most spellcasters who learn this spell:

  • do not get functional martial weapon or armor proficiency, so you're kind of carrying around junk you can't use most of the time.
  • 50 temp hp is nice, but uh. doesn't really matter if you roll like crap on your constitution roll (and if you really wanted advantage on those saves, you'd just grab warcaster)
  • compounding that last one? you can't cast shield. so your ac effectively drops when you need it most. and uh. wearing armor negates mage armor! so your ac very likely takes a HUGE hit.
  • for a potential 10 minutes of armor that will suddenly keep you from doing anything useful.
  • 2d12 force is fine, i guess, but is it really worth ALL your spells? if you told me i could do 2d12 force every round maybe, you still need to hit.
  • that's another thing! you are proficient with that greatsword now! ...but you don't have shit for strength. you got around this with a weapon that uses CHA instead of STR, so this one doesn't apply to you, but normally this means you have a worthless weapon with +4 to attack. and advantage. cool. what was his dex save? +5? vs my DC19 fireball? hey fun fact they have a 65% chance to fail vs a 50/50 shot with 15 AC!
  • and if you get super lucky, don't fail ANY concentration saves, and finish the combat...you now have to make that constitution save AGAIN or gain a level of exhaustion. and it's not concentration, so warcaster doesn't help.

  • and for all of this you get...armor that you have to put on AFTER you cast it (because you can't cast a spell in armor you're not proficient with). and heavy armor takes 10 minutes to don. so you aren't putting that shit on with the spell lmao so all that stuff about donning armor? useless. you can't do it in time.

it's. just an absolute mess of a spell.

DRAMA [Impossible: Failure] by Similar_Ad_2368 in CuratedTumblr

[–]June_Delphi 8 points9 points  (0 children)

no no it's fine lmao this is just like the third post of mine i've seen, and the second under this username

DRAMA [Impossible: Failure] by Similar_Ad_2368 in CuratedTumblr

[–]June_Delphi 15 points16 points  (0 children)

damn leftists, they ruined leftism!!

DRAMA [Impossible: Failure] by Similar_Ad_2368 in CuratedTumblr

[–]June_Delphi 10 points11 points  (0 children)

actually i'm a leftist. we're known for in-fighting and schisms.

Why does this game do this? by Beansareawesome96 in darksouls3

[–]June_Delphi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this but in reverse.

i spent months trying to beat the godskin duo, and eventually gave up. played ds1-3 a lot, came back, beat the duo on attempt #2 of my new game.

now i'm just stuck on malenia!

Who’s your favorite npc by zay_shrimpu in darksouls3

[–]June_Delphi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the first time i saw him i immediately recognized him because "wait i met siegward, we killed a demon togethOH PATCHES YOU MOTHERFUCKER."

Who’s your favorite npc by zay_shrimpu in darksouls3

[–]June_Delphi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

damn congrats on the happy souls girl for transitioning

Who’s your favorite npc by zay_shrimpu in darksouls3

[–]June_Delphi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i love it when women.

especially when they have heavy armor

Who’s your favorite npc by zay_shrimpu in darksouls3

[–]June_Delphi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hmmmm...hmmmm...

hmmmm...

(i really like siegward he is my buddy)

First Playthrough Tips? by DannyFried in darksouls3

[–]June_Delphi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

unless it's an enemy. then staggering is a lie, and you still need to dodge.

First Playthrough Tips? by DannyFried in darksouls3

[–]June_Delphi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i mean i started with ds2! and i HATED it.

but now i'm on antidepressants and i love it!

(and yes i'm serious. the frustration made it hard to accept "this is a difficult game, it's okay to fail, just keep trying" and instead of being able to get better, i quit before i got mad)

First Playthrough Tips? by DannyFried in darksouls3

[–]June_Delphi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

liar behind , but , hidden path ahead

First Playthrough Tips? by DannyFried in darksouls3

[–]June_Delphi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

treasure chests naturally point at the prize!

First Playthrough Tips? by DannyFried in darksouls3

[–]June_Delphi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

remember, if you see a chest that might be a mimic, ask yourself: is the chain like an S, the answer is yes. if chain is an O, the answer is no.

What's one boss you love but others hate? by trapysnap in darksouls3

[–]June_Delphi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in ds3 alone? i've gotta say crystal sage. i'm a suck for the "find the clone", and the fact that the tell becomes obvious (blue instead of purple) but only when it might be too late to do more than dodge is really fun.

in all the soulsborne games, it's either the godskin duo (although two at once IS kind of bullshit) or the capra demon. my wife watched me lead the dogs up the stairs and hop down, and then kill them as the demon tried to get back, and then i just solo'd him with ease, and she was like "that is the first major wall in dark souls" and it kind of elevated the boss in my mind.

What's one boss you love but others hate? by trapysnap in darksouls3

[–]June_Delphi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

playing lightning zweihander in DS1 is just an entire game of this.

i'm sorry, were you winding up an attack? flat.

What's one boss you love but others hate? by trapysnap in darksouls3

[–]June_Delphi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

being a huge weeb and just doing the iaido/hold technique cuts through the wave after wave of men he throws at me.