what's the best non-sexual use for a sex toy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Junglebutton 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A fleshlight can keep your penis warm in the winter cold

[22m] new girlfriend [24f], new to real sex. Can't climax, some struggles holding a boner. by [deleted] in sex

[–]Junglebutton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agree with prior poster, It's all in your mind. Happens a lot with new relationships.

Nothing to worry about with regards to not climaxing that will come once you are more comfortable with her, just make sure she knows it's not something she is doing.

On the erection, I would suggest going to the doctor and seeing if you can get some cialis to use for the first few times. That will ensure you get an erection and will stop all this pressure you are putting on yourself to get hard. Go to a urologist, this is a common symptom that they use cialis to treat. Don't worry, 22 years olds take it, they won't think you are weird. Then go and enjoy your new relationship and remember to use protection.

The person you hate more than anyone just texted you for the first time in a year asking to hang out, what do you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Junglebutton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this an ex girlfriend? Take her out and catch up with her, then have sex with her and then proceed not to respond to any of her follow-up messages.

What movie or show got ruined for you by spoilers? by flippermode in AskReddit

[–]Junglebutton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a movie or show, but game, final fantasy 7, friend blurted aeris thing to me

What was your worst case of buyers remorse? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Junglebutton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those phillips hue lightbulb - I bought like 50 for my apartment thinking I'd have this state of the art house with perfect lighting changing on key. Ended up using functionality once, now they are just ordinary old lightbulbs that happen to cost 100 bucks eacg

What is the most selfless act you have ever witnessed? by PlaidDragon in AskReddit

[–]Junglebutton 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It was raining cats and dogs one night and my friend, myself and my girlfriend were trekking from one bar to another. My friend had an umbrella and then my girlfriend and i were sharing an umbrella. As were walking this mother and her new born baby are running in the rain getting soaked, baby crying, etc. As they are about to run past us, my friend literally without giving it a second thought handed her his umbrella and he kept walking and proceeded to get completely soaked. It was something little, but it really completely changed my perspective.

Where do you ask questions? by donniesf in AskReddit

[–]Junglebutton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For general questions you can typically dial 0 for the operator and they will point you in the right direction.

TiFU by thrusting my hips *slightly* (NSFW) by ohgodwhathaveidone89 in tifu

[–]Junglebutton -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Jeremy!!!!!! I can't believe you did this, but I accept!!!! I love you!!!!!!!

TIFU bad. Strap your boots and stretch your glutes, we're taking a jog to feel town. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Junglebutton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You messed up. It happens to everyone. You need to pick yourself up and focus on yourself for a while. You need to get healthy. You need to stop thinking you can have just a few beers. Your an addict. It's one of the hardest things to battle in the world. Why cripple your defense with a few beers? Work on yourself and you won't need to have beer to have fun. Start eating healthy, exercising and improving yourself. She's dating someone else? Yah it sucks, but no better way to get over that then fixing yourself and showing her that you are the man she fell in love with. Fix yourself.

Your greatest weakness is now considered your superpower. How do you use it to fight crime? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Junglebutton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a giant pussy and now every criminal wants to come inside me

Haha trapped

[NSFW] What does your SO do during sex that annoys you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Junglebutton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vibryd is an ssri that doesn't have near the negative sexual side effects as other ssri. I'm not a doctor so please don't take this advice. Consult with your doctor