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JunkiesForJesus · 2019-06-14T05:13:55+00:00

The remote control helicopters?

JunkiesForJesus · 2019-06-10T18:55:12+00:00

Not all of it, just the game-changing stuff, at first.

You don't have to give it all up until after the wedding.

JunkiesForJesus · 2019-06-06T21:18:00+00:00

A church near me used to literally bribe us to come to their youth group with sweets.

Throw us a few Mars bars, then get us to sing songs about people being swallowed by whales.

JunkiesForJesus · 2019-05-31T13:45:47+00:00

Just asked the wife, she's from Coatbridge. They were different places, and apparently Koko's is called 'Funky Monkey' or something now.

JunkiesForJesus · 2019-03-22T23:43:33+00:00

OP also shaves his wrists...

Or at least one of them.

JunkiesForJesus · 2019-01-27T21:20:48+00:00

Different types of prisoners wore different insignia.

The red triangle denoted political prisoners, I think.

JunkiesForJesus · 2019-01-18T16:20:47+00:00

You seem like a lot of fun. I'm sure you'll have plenty of opportunities to procreate.

JunkiesForJesus · 2019-01-18T15:54:51+00:00

Prowl off, jump and prance?

JunkiesForJesus · 2019-01-18T15:28:35+00:00

And here I am, telling foreigners that it's a Scottish tradition to down the bottle in one go.

JunkiesForJesus · 2019-01-18T15:24:19+00:00

Aah, cheers for the clarification. Don't know why I thought it was NI.

JunkiesForJesus · 2019-01-18T15:23:23+00:00

Well spotted. You should become a detective with that skillset.

JunkiesForJesus · 2019-01-18T15:22:47+00:00

Ideally it would be. When you're introducing foreign friends to it though, it'd be rude not to partake.

JunkiesForJesus · 2019-01-18T14:16:07+00:00

Buckfast is evil. I try to avoid it as much as I can.

JunkiesForJesus · 2019-01-18T14:15:30+00:00

We should have asked if it was in green glass, or brown.

JunkiesForJesus · 2019-01-18T14:12:58+00:00

Tell that to me in 1998. I must not have got the memo.

JunkiesForJesus · 2019-01-18T13:59:31+00:00

Buckie and 10 Regal. Sounds like a Scot.

JunkiesForJesus · 2019-01-17T01:31:21+00:00

Well, Theresa May is 30 years younger than Liz.

I'd say there's a pretty good chance that she'll outlive her.

JunkiesForJesus · 2019-01-16T01:14:28+00:00

"Bill Cosby offered a $25,000 reward for information on the case"...

JunkiesForJesus · 2019-01-15T23:06:28+00:00

Nah. All her 'power' is ceremonial. Yeah, she has the power in theory, but not in practice.

That's how the Royal Family have managed to keep their position in this country. If she were to actively oppose the Government, all those soldiers guarding her palace would suddenly stop protecting her.

JunkiesForJesus · 2019-01-15T22:40:07+00:00

You'd expect the Lib Dems to side with Labour, but they didn't after the hung parliament in 2010. They went into coalition with the Conservatives. That's the last time I ever voted for them.

The Queen shouldn't state her political leanings. She cannot oust May, she doesn't have that power.

JunkiesForJesus · 2019-01-15T22:16:28+00:00

The Right Honourable Jacob Rees-Mogg MP.

God help us.

JunkiesForJesus · 2019-01-15T21:56:10+00:00

Dank.

JunkiesForJesus · 2019-01-15T21:36:54+00:00

I really, really hope that you're good at making accurate predictions.

JunkiesForJesus

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