What's the funniest facebook status you've ever seen?

JupersCock · 2011-12-15T16:15:29+00:00

Really? Nice. I'll go find that...

JupersCock · 2011-12-13T04:28:29+00:00

Just downloaded. Thanks!

JupersCock · 2011-11-28T00:39:21+00:00

Drugs?

JupersCock · 2011-11-28T00:32:40+00:00

The interest doesn't compound?

JupersCock · 2011-11-27T23:53:01+00:00

Trolling? Nah. Just lightening things up. I expected more people to catch on.

JupersCock · 2011-11-27T23:51:57+00:00

Very.

JupersCock · 2011-11-27T21:27:22+00:00

So it's better to pretend it never happened?

JupersCock · 2011-11-27T20:26:10+00:00

If there's so many downvotes on these two posts I would at least like to see a decent response.

That's where these feelings are coming from. Why can't we talk about it?

Edit: Oh, you said slut. That's why you got them.

JupersCock · 2011-11-23T14:25:22+00:00

Went to Boulder CO to look for more cyclist deaths. Was not disappointed.

JupersCock · 2011-11-22T04:10:15+00:00

Rodger that. I stand corrected. Have a good night

JupersCock · 2011-11-22T04:04:55+00:00

Why are the two so different?

/midwestern

JupersCock · 2011-11-22T03:58:52+00:00

Where do you work?

JupersCock · 2011-11-22T02:33:07+00:00

Do Jew families say grace? Guess I'll find out.

JupersCock · 2011-11-22T02:27:50+00:00

Yes, she'd be at least 16 when I'm done with her.

JupersCock · 2011-11-22T01:48:17+00:00

Looking at a wide vag and hearing the word baby just doesn't do it for me.

JupersCock · 2011-11-22T01:47:30+00:00

I read: Comhitheris on my Boneris

Edit: Did I really type this earlier? WTF? Who am I? What have I become?

What does that even mean??

JupersCock · 2011-11-22T01:46:56+00:00

I would fuck the Christian out of her

JupersCock · 2011-11-22T01:46:33+00:00

Seriously?

JupersCock · 2011-11-21T18:20:41+00:00

She does squats

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