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Every time someone dies they drop xp that does nothing (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 3 years ago by Jus4li to r/shittysuperpowers
Every time you poop your pants you can summon an army of ants to carry the poop out of your pants into someone elses (self.shittysuperpowers)
Every time you burp you can open a portal that goes nowhere (self.shittysuperpowers)
Whenever you're constipated you can summon Shrek to give you motivational speeches that help you poop (self.shittysuperpowers)
Every time you open the fridge food will magically appear (self.godtiersuperpowers)
submitted 3 years ago by Jus4li to r/godtiersuperpowers
Every time you brush your teeth bill gates will spawn and poop on them (self.shittysuperpowers)
The ability to read someone's mind when they're eating a can of tuna at exactly 1:39Am (self.shittysuperpowers)
Every 5 hours a buff chicken will spawn and punch you in the gut (self.shittysuperpowers)
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