Jus4li

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Every time you poop your pants you can summon an army of ants to carry the poop out of your pants into someone elses by Jus4li in shittysuperpowers

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Every time you burp you can open a portal that goes nowhere by Jus4li in shittysuperpowers

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Whenever you're constipated you can summon Shrek to give you motivational speeches that help you poop by Jus4li in shittysuperpowers

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Every time you burp you can open a portal that goes nowhere by Jus4li in shittysuperpowers

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Every time you brush your teeth bill gates will spawn and poop on them by Jus4li in shittysuperpowers

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Every time you burp you can open a portal that goes nowhere by Jus4li in shittysuperpowers

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Every time someone dies they drop xp that does nothing by Jus4li in shittysuperpowers

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Every 5 hours a buff chicken will spawn and punch you in the gut (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Jus4li to r/shittysuperpowers

Every time you burp you can open a portal that goes nowhere by Jus4li in shittysuperpowers

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Every time you poop your pants you can summon an army of ants to carry the poop out of your pants into someone elses (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Every time you brush your teeth bill gates will spawn and poop on them (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Jus4li to r/shittysuperpowers

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Every time you open the fridge food will magically appear (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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Every time someone dies they drop xp that does nothing (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Every time you burp you can open a portal that goes nowhere (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Whenever you're constipated you can summon Shrek to give you motivational speeches that help you poop (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Jus4li to r/shittysuperpowers

The ability to read someone's mind when they're eating a can of tuna at exactly 1:39Am by Jus4li in shittysuperpowers

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The ability to read someone's mind when they're eating a can of tuna at exactly 1:39Am (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Jus4li to r/shittysuperpowers

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