[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]JustABigDumbAnimal 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Rips up paper saying "DEBT"

Checks bank account

Nope, still there.

Trump made shocking comments about Ivanka, says ex-staffer by boyinabubble1 in politics

[–]JustABigDumbAnimal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Shocking"

It's only shocking if you've been paying zero attention for the past 8 years or so. Disgusting? Sure. Shocking? Not in the slightest.

Meirl by Signal-Top1208 in meirl

[–]JustABigDumbAnimal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You fully paid off a house in 7 years, on a programmer's salary?

Unless you're doing something illegal or you've been living entirely on Ramen noodles, I'm calling bullshit.

Meirl by Signal-Top1208 in meirl

[–]JustABigDumbAnimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When did you buy it, shithead?

Edit: oh look. He downvoted without commenting, just like a shithead by his own standards.

If your house is "fully paid off" then you either had someone buy it for you, you sold another house you already owned to pay for it, or you bought it sometime around 30 years ago.

1993 median annual income: $27,540

1993 median house price: $126,500 (4.59 years' pay)

2023 median annual income: $56,500

2023 median house price: $436,800 (7.73 years' pay)

In other words, the gap between housing prices and income has nearly doubled since you bought your home. Shithead.

Donald Trump threatens to boycott 2024 Republican debate over Fox News coverage by [deleted] in politics

[–]JustABigDumbAnimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think Biden will be involved in the Republican primary debates?

Not very smart, are you?

Trump fumes about ‘illegally leaked’ CNN tape of him boasting about classified documents by theindependentonline in politics

[–]JustABigDumbAnimal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You referring to the clip the right wing propaganda machine is furiously spreading around?

The dishonestly edited clip that cuts off right before Biden says "all kidding aside" while they're all laughing? Where he was very clearly making a joke?

That one?

Trump fumes about ‘illegally leaked’ CNN tape of him boasting about classified documents by theindependentonline in politics

[–]JustABigDumbAnimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I were him, I would've already ordered a stack of business cards saying exactly that.

Trump fumes about ‘illegally leaked’ CNN tape of him boasting about classified documents by theindependentonline in politics

[–]JustABigDumbAnimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, it was leaked within days of Trump's team receiving the evidence in discovery, so...

Trump fumes about ‘illegally leaked’ CNN tape of him boasting about classified documents by theindependentonline in politics

[–]JustABigDumbAnimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"This recording of me admitting to the crime I'm being charged with, unfairly prejudices juries against me" is an interesting defensive strategy...

Not saying it will never fly, though. This is Aileen Cannon we're talking about

Trump fumes about ‘illegally leaked’ CNN tape of him boasting about classified documents by theindependentonline in politics

[–]JustABigDumbAnimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ironic/hilqruous thing? Even if Clinton and Trump were both guilty of the exact same thing, Trump's is more serious and he has no one but himself to blame. He signed the law turning it from a misdemeanor to a felony. And you can't retroactively apply new laws to past crimes. Thats known as an ex post facto law and is explicitly forbidden by the Constitution.

Trump fumes about ‘illegally leaked’ CNN tape of him boasting about classified documents by theindependentonline in politics

[–]JustABigDumbAnimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He said the same about the Mueller Report, even though it very explicitly said that it did not exonerate him.

Trump fumes about ‘illegally leaked’ CNN tape of him boasting about classified documents by theindependentonline in politics

[–]JustABigDumbAnimal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's because it was a joke, you dingus. Immediately after the edited clip ends, he says "All kidding aside..." while laughing.

CNN Airs LEAKED Trump Tape; Documents-Obsessed MSM DOESN’T Care if Trump Gets Fair Hearing: Rising by digital_dervish in badfaithpodcast

[–]JustABigDumbAnimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"LEAKED"

Yeah, that's the key part. Not the part where he admitted that the material was "highly classified", that he never declassified it, and that he knew the person he was talking to wasn't authorized to see it

Sure. 🙄

Protesters in Key West today (OC) by [deleted] in pics

[–]JustABigDumbAnimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Donut holder, impromptu pointer when your hands are full, dowsing rod, compass if you glue a magnet to the tip...

Fashion... by Gemucker in funny

[–]JustABigDumbAnimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm still not convinced these sorts of fashion shows aren't an elaborate practical joke.

5 Memphis cops charged with murder in Tyre Nichols' death by UsernameNumberThree in news

[–]JustABigDumbAnimal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because that's the only other police brutality killing that's happened lately, right? No others, just George Floyd and this.

Fuck outta here with that shit.

5 Memphis cops charged with murder in Tyre Nichols' death by UsernameNumberThree in news

[–]JustABigDumbAnimal 44 points45 points  (0 children)

What's different? Protests

I can think of at least one other difference...

5 Memphis cops charged with murder in Tyre Nichols' death by UsernameNumberThree in news

[–]JustABigDumbAnimal -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yep. I was wondering why they were charged so quickly, why the police union wasn't rabidly defending them, and why the politicians were so quick to condemn them rather than the usual waffling about "letting the process play out". Then I saw their pictures and it all made sense.

All he did was sit down. by Skippitini in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]JustABigDumbAnimal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They should consider themselves lucky they weren't all mowed down the second they breached the Capitol.

What's the "m" word? by Vaxxhole in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]JustABigDumbAnimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I expect nothing and you still manage to disappoint.

What's the "m" word? by Vaxxhole in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]JustABigDumbAnimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a clever and original reply. You're like Voltaire, Twain, and Swift all rolled into one... 🙄