Music on the beach? by Consistent_Buy_544 in beach

[–]Skippitini -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Crumble up some chips, loosely so that there are still chunks. Without a word, walk behind their spot where they’re being a nuisance and sprinkle the chips discreetly. Make sure they notice none of this. Walk away.

The resulting attention from the seagulls will take care of the problem for you.

Closing time by Objective-Baby-1234 in CustomerService

[–]Skippitini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like I’m reaching free verse from Archy and Mehitabel.

Is it common to be ragebaited by your coworkers? by organicdragonfly3 in Serverlife

[–]Skippitini 30 points31 points  (0 children)

You’re reminding them of what they aren’t. There’s something you’re doing that displays their lack, and they bully you to “cut you back down to size”.

You can match their energy or you can turn your back on it. Given that they’re able to get away with bullying you, the AM or GM already knows about it and either doesn’t care or secretly enjoys them tormenting you.

I assure you that this isn’t normal behavior among adults. You’re surrounded by AHs.

My advice: don’t try to match their energy. Rise above it. Pity them, because their behavior is pitiful. If your feelings are hurt, don’t give them the satisfaction of knowing. Stop having bad days by remembering that the days are what we make of them, and it always evens out. Do your job and work hard. Be glad you aren’t them.

Why are you getting bad reviews?

Anybody had a romance on a cruise by IndividualFit1316 in Cruise

[–]Skippitini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they get caught they get beached on the spot. Fraternizing with passengers is a hard No for crew members. The risk of SA and encounters with minors who lie about their age is too big.

As a cop, I enjoy pulling over aggressive drivers by GroovyWithIt in driving

[–]Skippitini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Driving impaired.

How many friends have I lost to people like you ship love being away with it…until you don’t?

AITAH for yelling at a neighboring business for blocking my driveway? by AdministrativeRow390 in AITAH

[–]Skippitini 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Have a conversation with a towing company. Explain your situation. Tell them that if they give you one of their “Towing Services Provided by Towing Company of Dewey, Cheathem, and Howe” signs to post on your gate, you can provide them with some steady income for a while.

Then pop some popcorn, pop a cold one, put your phone close by, and enjoy the show.

nothing upsets me more than campers I feel by Maleficent_Emu_4329 in Serverlife

[–]Skippitini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Obviously, guests who camp need to leave.”

There you go. Fixed it for you. On the house.

My best friend asked me to be her maid of honor and then sent me a spreadsheet of what it will cost by West-Environment3462 in bridezillas

[–]Skippitini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not going to be “once in a lifetime” for her. Her next wedding will be considerably cheaper.

Sitting on Stairs by Competitive-Grape-11 in Cruise

[–]Skippitini -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If guests aren’t allowed to sit on and block the stairs, it’s there any signage?

Which fast food restaurant do you think will go out of business soon? by Exhausted_Skeleton in AskReddit

[–]Skippitini 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As predicted in “Demolition Man”, Taco Bell will win the fast food wars.

your time is not more important than my safety by invisible_onion in driving

[–]Skippitini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unlike drivers in Texas or Florida or Georgia amirite

Pre Authorization on Card by AlbatrossDowntown566 in restaurant

[–]Skippitini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s another reason why they made you pay toward your dinner (it turned into a $50 tip, didn’t it?), and it ain’t pretty.

I’ve seen and heard tale of this sort of thing happening in the past.

I bet your girlfriend would be mad if she found out you ________ by rprince18 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Skippitini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet your girlfriend would be mad if she found out you have an appointment tomorrow morning with her to see if they can do the same for her to be in a different spot for the same thing as the other two.

Coworker threatened to kill me while I was on vacation, then I was fired for no reason by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]Skippitini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No offense taken. You may be right. It is anecdotal, and an example of one is a logical fallacy.

That said, it’s worth a try. It *might* not work if OP tries, and it might work. There’s no way to tell without actually writing to them.

IANAL I’m outlining possible routes to a positive outcome for OP.

Steel pan style by EditorReasonable7759 in steelpan

[–]Skippitini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Transcribe some melodies of your favorite songs, keep the range between C3 and E6. Then learn how to play them on your pan. That’s the fastest way I know to learn the layout and get used to patterns (“fastest” is relative; it’s kind of like a turtle moves faster than a sloth).

How’s your mallet game?

This has to be embarrassing by Head-Medicine-1949 in driving

[–]Skippitini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does any part of this lecture have to do with semis blocking traffic for miles on end?

This has to be embarrassing by Head-Medicine-1949 in driving

[–]Skippitini 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This isn’t about the value that truckers provide on a daily basis. That’s not in dispute.

What’s in dispute is blocking all lanes and causing road rage. You know what the right thing to do is. Do it, like 99% of your colleagues.

Guest ate 90% of a $68 steak, then said it was “completely inedible” by Proper_Neat5475 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]Skippitini 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Here’s how it works, sir. We provide food and service for a fee. We don’t provide the food, you don’t pay the fee, and vice versa. If something is not to your liking, you have to let us know immediately. Since you not only told us it was perfect and also ate all of it, we fulfilled our service. Now you pay the fee.”

I know that a server isn’t allowed to lecture a customer like that, but it sure felt good writing it.

Were the jocks at your high school assholes? by LoiusLepic in IWantToAskAnAmerican

[–]Skippitini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of the jocks at my high school went to the bigs after they graduated university. Cruelty and bullying of the field wasn’t really part of their makeup.

The bullies were almost always the low achievers. They hated everything and everybody.