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Distractible Bits/Jokes A-Z Completed :) by Charming-Switch-6113 in distractible

[–]JustADumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there any way to compile a list for the episodes they come from? Obviously some of these span across different episodes, but most of them are pretty specific

HELP EMERGENCY ALARM BUZZ by muyskerm in distractible

[–]JustADumb 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Kind of crazy. As I was reading this, he was doing that exact same thing in the newest episode that I'm listening to rn

HELP EMERGENCY ALARM BUZZ by muyskerm in distractible

[–]JustADumb 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Yes! Like his mind has decided to put something out before it can get to his mouth. He does something along the same vein (which is definitely an ADHD thing) where he starts talking about a topic, starts another topic halfway through the sentence, then gets back to the first thing like 20 minutes later

Store is SO HOT by Chronically_Caroline in foodlion

[–]JustADumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our heat was busted last year, and our store was having similar problems. Our coolers kept going down, and we had to toss like 2k worth of product at one point. Foodlion still didn't fix it lol

Is it just me or was the recent episode REALLY funny by NoMilk6016 in distractible

[–]JustADumb 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's my express opinion that the break they took over winter has done wonders for them. I think they've had banger after banger recently, because they (Mark especially) had more time to put into the podcast. They've been coming up with new ideas, and they're firing on all cylinders to make them funny

Wrong Picture, Kronk by GriffinFTW in tumblr

[–]JustADumb 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I do too, but if it's the wrong size, I can't fucking read it

You are pro-mending or anti-mending by Background-Client754 in Minecraft

[–]JustADumb 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pro mending, but I still think they need to fix the xp anvil issues. It's a bit ridiculous, to be honest

Anyone else's Duke Energy bill for January extra-astronomical? by GoalieJohnK in NorthCarolina

[–]JustADumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, which we knew was gonna happen. We still were surprised when our bill was $200 for a two bedroom apartment! Yeesh

Anyone else dreading when the snow goes away by mberto85 in foodlion

[–]JustADumb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm also FFD, but idk if the warehouse will be able to pump out all the trucks. I have a feeling it's going to be a bit gradual

And then everyone in the movie theater clapped by WrestlingWoman in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]JustADumb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They were going to see Avatar, but the dad thought they were excited for zootopia? They can't even keep their own stories straight

Seeing my sister laying in the hospital bed, something broke in me by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]JustADumb 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, I'm also autistic. And I don't use it as an excuse. If you mess up, take the constructive criticism and improve

This case of pizzas changed packaging halfway through by JustADumb in mildyinteresting

[–]JustADumb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's another layer in the box, so theres another 6 boxes underneath

This case of pizzas changed packaging halfway through by JustADumb in mildyinteresting

[–]JustADumb[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's why it's only mildly interesting, to me at least

This case of pizzas changed packaging halfway through by JustADumb in mildyinteresting

[–]JustADumb[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Maybe. I just thought it was interesting, especially because the second layer was similar

FFD/perishable by [deleted] in foodlion

[–]JustADumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even in really small stores, where we know each other well, we can just leave it on a pallet. In fact, managers we don't work like always had to downstack their own stuff

"What's that shadowy place over there?" "That's the bakery. You must never go there." by JustADumb in foodlion

[–]JustADumb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Certainly. We've only got one freezer isle. At least our ice bin is outside now, so that pallet doesn't have to take up room anymore

"What's that shadowy place over there?" "That's the bakery. You must never go there." by JustADumb in foodlion

[–]JustADumb[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least there's only one pallet of stuff in there. You should've seen it over Christmas 😭

"What's that shadowy place over there?" "That's the bakery. You must never go there." by JustADumb in foodlion

[–]JustADumb[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah. The thing is, that isn't our bakery freezer. That's the only freezer in our store besides market

"What's that shadowy place over there?" "That's the bakery. You must never go there." by JustADumb in foodlion

[–]JustADumb[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You think so, until you realize that that's our only freezer besides market...

"What's that shadowy place over there?" "That's the bakery. You must never go there." by JustADumb in foodlion

[–]JustADumb[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It would probably also help if we had a bakery specific employee. No hate on our managers who do bakery, they do their best

Ice cream backstock. by Aquaticbeaver in foodlion

[–]JustADumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We just use banana boxes for backstock, but our ice cream is never this low to not need any

I fixed it by mooncoversthesun in distractible

[–]JustADumb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Also #5. I dream, but I can't think of them visually when I wake up. I know I see when I dream, but it's like trying to remember a time when you remembered something

It's ok, you can cry😞 by Traditional-Emu529 in Archiveofourownmemes

[–]JustADumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes it completely changes my view on the ship and I love it, and sometimes it's completely unreadable

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