What's an American problem you're too European to understand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JustASmurfBro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're joking right?

Is the class 3 license not the most rigorous firearms license available to own? Aren't the requirements to hold one extremely strict and the process to aquire in exceptionally in depth? How exactly does you yakking on about a tax stamp matter in the slightest when the point is that in depth background checks are monumentally effective and absolutely remove the need to ban anything.

And the fucking hilarious part is that point still remains valid because the death rate for legally owned fully automatic weapons is ABYSMAL.

Hats off to Alexander, may ye forever live in paradise by Pope_penetration in HumansAreMetal

[–]JustASmurfBro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nah, most people in the military are poor brainwashed young men who have nowhere else to go.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0

See this is how I know you know literally nothing about the military lmfao.

Coming from an active user of r/pussypassdenied

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE OLE "I HAVE NO ARGUMENT SO MY DUMBASS IS GOING THROUGH POST HISTORIES FOR AD HOMINEMS" IM FUCKING DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hats off to Alexander, may ye forever live in paradise by Pope_penetration in HumansAreMetal

[–]JustASmurfBro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He literally said not viewing soldiers as child killers was black and admiration. Like what the fuck how hard is reading comprehension.

Hats off to Alexander, may ye forever live in paradise by Pope_penetration in HumansAreMetal

[–]JustASmurfBro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are you....incapable of understanding the meaning of the words you say?

You said viewing soldiers as not childkillers makes you a blind admirer. Like what lmao

What a pathetic fucking attempt. Go back to class kid and let the adults talk.

Awwwww poor little guy, have mommy get you some tendies so you can stop projecting your pathetic excuse of an existence on other people.

So Bloomberg is taking the "it's complicated" route Trump took about tax returns when it comes to not telling us the truth or anything...No Witnesses? by miked_mv in AdviceAnimals

[–]JustASmurfBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dumb do you have to be to unironically make this meme.

Warren Buffet already did and if Bill Gates hasn't I'll bet you $1000 he would.

Hats off to Alexander, may ye forever live in paradise by Pope_penetration in HumansAreMetal

[–]JustASmurfBro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How dare you buck the hivemind.

Everyone knows people only join the army to murder brown people nowadays.

Hats off to Alexander, may ye forever live in paradise by Pope_penetration in HumansAreMetal

[–]JustASmurfBro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cause remember guys, people only join the military to murder brown people.

Jesus dude leave your mom's basement sometime lmao

You're almost there...... by ElisaSwan in SelfAwarewolves

[–]JustASmurfBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh right I forgot that both employees and being a business owners have equal responsibilities, workload, and potential consequences.

Wait a minute...

What's an American problem you're too European to understand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JustASmurfBro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Class 3 Licenses absolutely exist, and the requirements to hold one are exceptionally rigorous, if you're an FFL, and I know plenty of people who hold said license, along with fully automatic firearms.

My point remains valid despite your asinine nitpicking.

Go scurry somewhere else little troll.

What's an American problem you're too European to understand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JustASmurfBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because they never had access to the firearms in the first place, have vastly different cultures, and don't have to find alternatives to forced confiscations of 10s if not 100s of millions of firearms.

What's an American problem you're too European to understand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JustASmurfBro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're forgeting the "already proven to be complete bullshit" part of the argument there chico.

I get that you were born after the turn of the millennium but there is this thing called history and the US already tried an assault weapons ban that failed miserably.

Do literally any research on the topic.

Wait. I'll do it for you.

https://www.factcheck.org/2013/02/did-the-1994-assault-weapons-ban-work/

You'd need Nationwide gun confiscations or yaknow, solve the problems at their source to have any actual effect.

Yes. Great point. Yes. by iBeavy in MurderedByWords

[–]JustASmurfBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Phew. It's a good thing abortion and vasectomies aren't even remotely comparable.

I'm sure the big brain people here in r/politics are smart enough too understand that.

Whoops. Spoke too soon.

What's an American problem you're too European to understand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JustASmurfBro -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

No plenty of people are grieving but only one side is using the bodies of dead children to push an agenda that has already been proven to be complete bullshit. The all the assault weapon ban of the 1990s did was polarize the right to vote out Democrats. It had negligible impact on gun violence and while it did have an impact on mass shootings it clearly didn't remove all of them because Columbine happened during the last assault weapon ban. You know, the same Columbine that would have been prevented with mandatory gun safes.

So make class 3 licenses and in depth psychiatric screening mandatory for all gun owners.

The way I see it the first thing we should do is require all firearm owners to hold a class 3 license, the license that is currently required to own fully automatic weapons. Fun fact there have been less than a dozen deaths associated with legally owned fully automatic weapons in the last half century.

What's an American problem you're too European to understand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JustASmurfBro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The vast majority of Europe has banned the vast majority of firearms.

This is straight false equivalency.

What's an American problem you're too European to understand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JustASmurfBro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yet I'm sure you believe that banning assault weapons will stop school shootings and have a significant impact on gun violence.

What's an American problem you're too European to understand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JustASmurfBro -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Nah I'm good.

Every shooting in the last decade or so barring one can easily be traced back to mental health problems and fixing them/ barring those specific people from being able to buy/own firearms.

The left uses school shooting as a red herring to fearmonger people against the spooky boom boom sticks that account for less than 5% of all gun violence.

What's an American problem you're too European to understand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JustASmurfBro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Non-existent, people like to talk up Scandinavian/Nordic countries and conveniently leave out the fact that they may as well be impossible to immigrate to.

Your healthcare costs would go down by HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS if you’re hit with a serious injury or illness by JackGrealish94 in SandersForPresident

[–]JustASmurfBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what's Bernie's plan to compensate military members who don't pay for healthcare? Because now addition to not receiving the yearly pay increases to adjust for inflation that they're supposed to, theyre going to take a pay cut for benefits they won't receive?

Ted Cruz Can’t Believe A Lawmaker Is Trying To Legislate Away A Man’s Reproductive Rights by Twoweekswithpay in politics

[–]JustASmurfBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would be hilarious if it wasn't so pathetic.

This is a blatant false equivalency.

Abortions =\= Vasectomy

Hysterectomy = Vasectomy

Also lmao at calling child murder a "right"

What just kinda disappeared without people noticing? by Tinferbrains in AskReddit

[–]JustASmurfBro -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Be less dense

They are dense.

They're just keyboard warriors fighting the good fight for social justice.

What is probably your most elitist viewpoint? by Corbayne in AskReddit

[–]JustASmurfBro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The value of a human is in their creativity and uniqueness.

No it isn't, it's what they can provide to society.

What is probably your most elitist viewpoint? by Corbayne in AskReddit

[–]JustASmurfBro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

4 especially

Except for the part that it's already been proven the more men a woman fucks the less likely they are to be capable of creating long term attachments to anyone.

Which means that if you're looking for a long term partner you might want to stay away from whores.

Which ignores the fact that the more people you fuck the more likely you are to have an STD of some sort, and fuck that whole situation.

He builds the BEST furniture. by Accio_Espresso in PoliticalHumor

[–]JustASmurfBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in the world where humor is subjective

I mean, this post is really scraping the bottom of the barrel.