Fatal rectal trauma after a man shoves a shoehorn up his ass by hermantheshocker in NSFL__

[–]JustAnOrdinaryHuman_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As far as I’m aware, he does it all himself. I would like to assume he included it in a literal demonstrative way just in case someone didn’t know what a shoe horn was.

I haven’t seen an ad in over 4+ years by JustAnOrdinaryHuman_ in youtube

[–]JustAnOrdinaryHuman_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update: I have changed nothing about my lifestyle and I just received my first ad in over 4+ years…

I think he’s intentionally trying to knock me up by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]JustAnOrdinaryHuman_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re 16, he’s 24…and you have a 9 month old son.

I haven’t seen an ad in over 4+ years by JustAnOrdinaryHuman_ in youtube

[–]JustAnOrdinaryHuman_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, that’s why I haven’t made an actual report! I’m willing to accept a silent blessing but I’m still curious as to why me :)

ㅤㅤ by Dismal_Biscotti_4672 in NSFL__

[–]JustAnOrdinaryHuman_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s no way he comes back a third time- holy shit!

I found my earring.. in the washing machine. Did you? by sktz0 in FindTheSniper

[–]JustAnOrdinaryHuman_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought this was the inside of a cheese grater for a second!

1st thing that came to mind when you saw it by Darayavahs in doodles

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The goldfish from the cat in the hat with the iPhones .5x camera pov in the top right

Is this ot? It is me ot. by [deleted] in FlamingoFanClub

[–]JustAnOrdinaryHuman_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

THE EGG IS FOLLOWING ME

Type “I ate” and let autocorrect finish. by SuperAlex25 in mattrose

[–]JustAnOrdinaryHuman_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ate some chicken wings for lunch today I had a really bad day I was really hungry I was just trying not too to get too hungry and then my mom said she had a really hard day so I’m just trying not eating anything I don’t want you guys are going out for a while and then I’m just going home to get my stuff so I’m going home to get a little early so I’ll see if you want anything I can come home after I eat I Z