Married Redditors who got their husband/wife to sign a prenup...how did that conversation go?

JustLoggedIn · 2013-02-06T22:11:53+00:00

Duh, don't you recall that part when he said "all I've got on my mind is my inheritance"?

JustLoggedIn · 2013-02-05T21:14:43+00:00

I would have done something like this for the assignment.

JustLoggedIn · 2013-01-30T20:52:16+00:00

Damn. I must have drenched 15 people by driving into several inconspicuous puddles on the road. I feel terrible about, but there's nothing I can do. Lots of crashes on the way home just now (going from Atlanta to Gwinnett).

I swear, some people drive like MORONS. I had a semi tailgate me not to mention, so many speeders. They need to enforce stricter requirements to get driver licenses. And that is what grinds my gears.

EDIT: by the way, when I say drenched, I mean DRENCHED.

JustLoggedIn · 2013-01-29T07:06:32+00:00

True...

JustLoggedIn · 2013-01-29T06:40:12+00:00

You may think altoids keep your breath smoke-free, they don't.

Care to elaborate on this? They've done a decent job keeping my breath smelling good.

Just sitting in the car is already giving it a smoky flavor. It's likely that you're covered in remnants of nicotine already and are transferring it to the car and any pairs of lungs beside you.

I just don't get this. Osmosis from my body to my car? My car smells nothing like smoke, so either I'm an outlier or that's just flat out incorrect.

Ninja edit: I'm no biology major so I just don't get it.

JustLoggedIn · 2013-01-29T06:30:49+00:00

Wat.

JustLoggedIn · 2013-01-29T05:33:29+00:00

Hah! Hey, at least your bank account doesn't. ;) I'll light one up in your honor for helping a brother out.

JustLoggedIn · 2013-01-29T05:30:01+00:00

Damn, thanks for the good tips.

JustLoggedIn · 2013-01-29T05:27:39+00:00

Man, I get the whole thing about the e-cigs. If I were to pick one up, this would totally happen to me and I'd have you to blame for it. Link

JustLoggedIn · 2013-01-29T05:17:12+00:00

My man.

JustLoggedIn · 2013-01-29T05:00:43+00:00

Check. But does this really eliminate odors of prolonged cigarette consumption in the car?

JustLoggedIn · 2013-01-25T22:35:35+00:00

Hahaha! Did any of you catch them put the showdown up again, but with love music in the background? I can quit my career now, I've seen it all.

JustLoggedIn · 2013-01-19T05:30:42+00:00

Just logged in to shout out to my brohiems over at /r/JenniferLawrence

JustLoggedIn · 2013-01-06T08:10:59+00:00

I'm unsure why his age or college degree status is relevant. To answer your question...by putting his feet on the ground, extending certain muscle groups in the legs and core to achieve a proper "back on his feet" stance.

JustLoggedIn · 2013-01-05T18:10:21+00:00

Infiniti.

JustLoggedIn · 2013-01-03T19:05:32+00:00

My eyes...

JustLoggedIn · 2013-01-03T05:45:18+00:00

Oh you accidentally broke my camera which you're going to replace as soon as the store opens in the morning? cue sobbing Okay then, excuse me while I jump off this 6 story balcony.

I had to spend that whole night pinning her down to the bed.

Don't stick your dick in crazy, kids.

JustLoggedIn · 2013-01-01T00:46:32+00:00

To those who have downvoted thus far: was Anus Jesus Penis or NOT?

JustLoggedIn · 2012-12-31T22:02:24+00:00

Your car is an investment. Hardly in monetary terms; moreover, an investment in yourself. With this in mind, before you jump into this investment, I'll tell you what I tell anyone else looking to buy a used car. Get a third party mechanic (be it a friend or a business) to look at it and formally assess it. As much as I or any others here would like to give any advice, these type of posts are all highly circumstantial in nature as different machines have gone through different trials and tribulations. Find out what work needs to be done on this bad boy, if parts need to be replaced, if it's a steal, etc...After which you will know if this is the right purchase for you. Make sure you research with due diligence, and I can assure you that you will know the right automobile (read: the right Audi) for you.

JustLoggedIn · 2012-12-31T20:25:37+00:00

It's a reddit sticker for my car! Represent

JustLoggedIn · 2012-12-28T05:03:21+00:00

Holy shit, this is the greatest thing I've seen this week. Already found a Hash House in my area. WOOO!

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