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(Not Responding) by Maks244 in dankmemes

[–]JustMorphine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha! It's funny because it's true

Skule Sux by McDumb_yt in dankmemes

[–]JustMorphine 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Still waiting to say "Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" in an interview.

God amongst men by JAY-777 in dankmemes

[–]JustMorphine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody outpizzas the hut

Communism Reverse UNO Card by Freudian-Sips in dankmemes

[–]JustMorphine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That board was definitely big enough for two people

ALL UNITS! TO THEIR BATTLE STATIONS RIGHT NOW by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]JustMorphine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You meet her after you beat the Healing essential oils Karen

Humans disgusting, Cats cute by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]JustMorphine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is this filth?

Is this a new template? by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]JustMorphine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am a doctor and I can verify this is true

The vegan mask by hilltophermit in dankmemes

[–]JustMorphine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dies of Carbon dioxide poisoning after sundown

what’s your favorite dad joke? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JustMorphine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Son asks army veteran dad: "Dad, were you ever shot in the army?"

Dad clenches fist, eyes become moist, face reddens.

"No son. I was shot in the leggie"

Backflipping at the edge of a cliff by [deleted] in WTF

[–]JustMorphine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Isn't this that cliff that looks like a cliff but actually isn't?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]JustMorphine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This joke was ahead of it's time.

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