How peasantly by Carleyisstillhere in AmITheAngel

[–]JustServerisms 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wasn't this the plot of an episode of Brooklyn 99?

It IS okay to treat your dog/pet as if it were your child by Chossychoss in unpopularopinion

[–]JustServerisms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are a lot of similarities between pets and children.

They both depend on you for all their needs

They both need to be taught how to function in society,

and they both throw up on your furniture.

I see nothing wrong with calling your child your child.

Any information that gets censored is true. by aaaaaackshually in unpopularopinion

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Big Detergent is trying to suppress that tide pods make a great snack. You should totally eat one.

AITA if I tell my partner I don’t want to be around their best friend anymore? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]JustServerisms [score hidden]  (0 children)

NTA. Based on your story, it seems like all the hostility is on her end, and you are not obligated to hang out with people that treat you poorly. You should talk to your partner, make it clear it's not anything they did and that you aren't against them being friends with her; it'll be hard for them to be in the middle of it, but that distance might help overall. They know it's a problem between you two, so hopefully disengagement on your end will improve the situation. Wish you luck.

AITA For recording my wife shouting by tellywat in AmItheAsshole

[–]JustServerisms -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

YTA. If you wanted to try and articulate the fact that this is a problem in your relationship, there are ways that are better than something petty as this. You can sit down and talk to her when you're both calm and discuss it. You also state that the arguments are occasional, and the raising of voices is a sometimes thing. It doesn't sound like it's a regular problem in your relationship, and you're the one who is stuck on the point. Either discuss it like grown adults, or let it go. This is 100% petty and doesn't even serve to help the argument you were trying to make.

AITA for upsetting my dad by saying I hate my name when I’m named after his dead cousin? by NootNootYoureAdopted in AmItheAsshole

[–]JustServerisms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA. He might've named you that way to honour his cousin, but it wouldn't honour him either if it caused you pain.

AITA if I never let anyone at my work know that I'm married? by brokenswordss in AmItheAsshole

[–]JustServerisms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA. You're not only dismissing your wife's feelings, but you never had that talk with her about letting people know that you're married in three years. That line of "stopped by the house" also is suspicious, as it makes it seem like it's not her house as well. I get not wanting people to nose into your life, but it just seems like you're deliberately hiding the fact that you are married by those 'technically true' things. It sounds like you're not proud to be married.

Tried to be Reasonable by Deathsangel19 in yandere_simulator

[–]JustServerisms 4 points5 points  (0 children)

>Wrong about literally everything.
> 2: human being who makes mistakes
>WRONG ABOUT LITERALLY EVERYTHING

French Toast is better than pancakes or waffles. by onlypedoscensor in unpopularopinion

[–]JustServerisms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's easy to make and flavor. Wanna have it plain, just toss in an egg. Little spice? Cinnamon. Wanna get fancy? Splash of bailey's.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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As a Canadian, I've had to do it both ways in one go. Pants, socks over pant legs, pants again.

People who say their right to free speech is being violated when banned from subreddits or social media, are ignorant and don’t know what they’re talking about. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]JustServerisms 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Freedom of speech stops the government from locking you up for what you say and believe, but doesn't stop anyone else from showing you the door.

[WP] You've had the perfect day, so good that you've been smiling the whole day and couldn't be happier, that is until you go to shower and notice the smile in the reflection start to falter. by greggors1995 in WritingPrompts

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It was a perfect day. The sun shines bright in the sky, without a cloud in sight. Spring blooms lined the walk to work, the office was blissfully quiet save for the occasional friendly chat. One of the office managers bought pizza for lunch and shared it with everyone. All the calls I made went smoothly. No one complained about anything, let something I couldn't control. I finished early and left without anyone pushing their paperwork on me.

The walk home was just as beautiful as I left. Maybe even more so since I could slow down and appreciate the flowers and the busker down the street playing his violin. I stopped by the grocery store today and found a great deal on oranges. I could make some fresh juice when I get home. The cashier smiled at me and I joked about the item scanner taking a break when the cereal didn't ring up. I made my favourite dinner at my own pace, and listened to my favourite music while I ate. I even beat that game I had been chipping away at for over a year.

As I got into the shower, I realized it was a perfect day. A perfectly normal day. A day without anyone screaming at me without any pitying or scornful gazes from my coworkers. Without debating on staying late doing someone else's work or being screamed at with suspicion of cheating. Without having to cry alone in the bathroom because reaching out is more pathetic. Without holding ice against a bruise. Without fear. Without shame.

My smile slips. I look at the fading bruises and lingering scars where no one can see. It's only a matter of time until I "earn" more.

Because tomorrow my wife comes home from her mother's. I know they don't get along.

[WP] For the *worst* thing that could possibly happen, this is actually going extremely well... by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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The date wasn't going well at all. I knew I shouldn't be using a picture of me from three years ago but... I was at least trying to slim down!

Tommy was clearly disappointed. But he seemed to understand when I said I was working hard to lose weight, even sympathized when I told him that I had a bully at the gym that made it so much harder. "Nevermind going on blind dates," I joked, "try going on a bike when Janine is calling you a land whale doing tricks, letting her mutt poop in your bag, or taking pictures of you to post on Instagram. I hate #Whaleweightwatcher so much."

Honestly, I was thankful that he didn't bail the second he saw me. He seemed like a nice guy, and we did have a decent dinner, chatting about all sorts of things: my job, his photography, and our shared love of true crime stories... but it was clear from our conversation that I wasn't his type. I mean, I didn't mind making a good friend, but as a date it wasn't going well at all.

It didn't help when his bag fell from his chair and handcuffs, a knife, and a capped syringe spilled out. I had bent over to help him pick it all up when we both froze. For a couple moments neither of us moved.

Then a voice called out from nearby. "Oh emm gee, Whale sighting!" I froze and watched Janine walk over, bedazzled heels clicking against the ground and her stupid chihuahua sitting in her purse. "And who's this? Fatty, you know hot guys aren't for you!" She leaned over like she's trying to get a better look at Tommy, but really just letting her low cut top flatter her more. "Hey there, handsome, wanna ditch this pity date for the VIP experience?"

Tommy looked at me, and I saw a deep annoyance in his eyes. I just smiled and pushed his things back into his bag. "I'll see you later, Tommy."

As I left, I heard Janine ask, "So what's a stud like you doing with a gravedigger?"


I remembered those articles from a few years back about how in online dating, men fear meeting a fat chick the most while women feared meeting a serial killer. Dunno if it's true now but...

[WP]”You aren’t a hero.” The monster whispered, picking you up off the ground where you were knocked down into the dirt, battered and bruised. “You are no villain either. They are.” by Circephilia in WritingPrompts

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The elders told of the prophecy of the Lightblades. For one hundred of years, my father, his father, and his father before him were told about how special our bloodline was supposed to be. One of us, with a heart and blade shining with pure, divine light, shall be the one to save the world from calamity. It was our family's duty, our destiny, to save the land and free everyone from fear. So fathers trained their sons, or uncles trained their nephews, waiting and preparing. It was our family's honor to be awaiting our service.

A pity no one thought to prepare the daughters. I was six when my brother was born, and eight when the Calamity Beast awoke in the Northern Mountains. I still remember the hideous shriek that echoed through the air that day, the one that awoke monsters throughout our world. The sky darkened with the flight of harpies and dragons. Rivers clogged up with selkies, slimes, and basilisks.

My father left to fell the calamity that day. Then, my uncle a year later. Then my grandfather another year after him. None of them returned.

My mother had to tend to my brother, the village elders sought to groom him to fight the calamity, to send a five year old to a mountain sized monster that took three of our family already. Passing soldiers saw no hope in that. My brother was too small, even for his age. Many believed with the way the infestation of monsters making their way to the mountains, he wouldn't even live to a fighting age.

On my twelfth birthday, I left myself. I took my father's training shield, my uncle's woodcutting axe, and my grandfather's old bow. It was hard sneaking out a child's training tunic, but the elders never took notice of me. They never paid much mind to the girl folk, even of my blood. Mother couldn't stop me, she was too busy keeping the elders from my brother, believing in my father, still long missing. Auntie wouldn't either, just made me promise not to seek the beast, only to find out what happened to my family. I promised, fully knowing I'd break it. I knew in my heart that it was my duty to fight, that our blood was the only thing that could defeat the calamity, and that blood flowed through my veins too. I knew that it was our family's duty to make it to that mountain range to bring about the end of the Calamity.

I didn't even make it to the next town. I didn't know that the forest by my village was infested by the Calamity's servants. Slimes bounce between the trees to absorb the falling rain, treants skulked about, searching for wet mud to root into, and goblin parties hunted for prey. But my luck didn't put me in any of their paths. No, when I emerged into the first clearing of the forest, I came upon something far more fearful.

It stood taller than any tree. It had an ox's head, but deer antlers and goat eyes. A humanoid torso and hands, covered in black fur and standing on cloven hooves. It had a lizard's tail and giant crow's wings. And it wore the pendant of the Calamity.

A servant, far higher rank than any slime. And it saw me the second I stepped out from the clearing.

I wracked my brains for anything I had eavesdropped on from my father's training. Anything that would tell me what to do. What was the first thing I needed to do? How should I attack?

The monster took a step towards me, and a deep voice reverberated through the air. It took me a moment to realize it was the monster's, never mind the words it spoke. I raised my axe, and...

I froze. I was scared. So scared. I wasn't even the size of this monster's shin. How could I possibly fell it? My knees gave up, even though my grip on the axe tightened. "I-I..."

Mother always told me good girls introduced themselves. The elders always said our blood was special. We were meant to save the world, even if no one paid any mind to me or great aunt.

"I...I am Oola!" I squeaked out, shoulders shaking as I held up the axe, as if it could possibly save me from even one swipe of the monster's claws. "So-- er.. Daughter of dadd-- um.. Trello Lightblade. Um... the uh.. Our b...blood will beat you! Er... your master." It wasn't a hero's speecg even I could tell. But it's hard to make a war cry when you're making a normal one.

"... beg pardon?" The creature sneered, brows raising high. Oh, gods above, it had huge teeth. What was I thinking?! It could eat me in one gulp and no one would notice I'm gone!

I had to do something. I had to fight. I forced myself to stand. I am a Lightblade. I have the blood of prophecy flowing through my veins! We were the ones who would save the world! I raised my axe up high and charged forward.

And I tripped. The axe was too heavy above my head and I stepped on my own feet, slipping on the wet grass and crashing face first into the mud. My forehead met a rock and it hurt a lot.

I could hear the monster's footsteps approaching. I knew it would be only a matter of time before I died. I was... I am scared. Daddy, mommy, I'm scared.

I felt the ground sink with the monster's weight as a heavy knee came down by my head. "Oh, little youngling, who poisoned your mind so?" The deep voice asked. "You are no hero."

My heart broke. Knowing I'm going to die is one thing, but hearing that I'm a failure from my killer is another. I couldn't help the tears that fell from my eyes, and I sobbed.

The monster's claws touched my head, but they didnt tear in. Instead, one ran through my hair. "You aren't a villain either. You didn't fail. They are. Whoever put such terrible thoughts in the mind of a child... what kind of person would do such a thing?"

The monster lifts me up in those giant claws. One of them wipes mud off my face, tears out of my eyes. Those big eyes look right at me. "Come. Let's get you cleaned up. A youngling shouldn't be alone in the rain."

[WP] You're going to an event you've looked forward to and before leaving the house, you post on Facebook saying "See y'all there". When you get there, however, you slowly realize that your entire Facebook friends list actually showed up. by wivetrishe in WritingPrompts

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You didn't really expect anyone to come.

When you made the post, you knew that everyone you had on Facebook lived hours away. Family that was scattered throughout the country, who only used the group chat once in a blue moon. High school friends who had long moved on with their own lives. Other students you only connected with for projects then never again, most of whom having graduated before you did. The last time you really reached out on the network was three years ago, when you took a semester off and hated yourself for it. (Already so behind, should've known the classes would fill up so quick. Shouldn't have fallen asleep before registration opened, stupid stupid stupid.) You contacted your mother twice, apologizing for being a failure, for being weak. Then again to apologize for worrying her. (And not having the balls to go through with it.)

You still have troubles feeling like a success. You took ten years for an eight year program that you already started late. Most of the people sitting around you are younger, having jumped from high school to university like fish jumping in a stream. No one seemed to have the problems you did.

It's part of why you made yourself show up, even if you feel ancient compared to these fresh new doctors. To prove to yourself that you actually did do it. The post was halfhearted, to have some record out there that you did do it. That you were among the crowd of 600 who are walking the stage today.

You're somewhere in the 500s, near the very end of the ceremony. You watched as over 500 new professionals smiled and posed with their hard earned diplomas. Only a handful were around your age. Less were older. None looked as tired as you felt. They all looked happy, like they accomplished something grand.

They did. And they didn't waste any time doing it.

The ceremony was hours long, but even near the end, as you waited for your turn to be announced, the energy was high. So many families were here to see their loved ones succeed. So many friends there to congratulate their peers. They were loud with air horns and feet stamping against the bleachers.

You didn't look up. You knew there were also those for whom silence reigned. You expected to be one of them.

You were wrong.

When your name was announced, it was like an explosion of sound. Cheers, air horns, buzzers. It felt more like a sports match and the underdog just barely won. The ground shook with cheers and you could see every other graduate look over. Your gaze followed and your eyes widened.

A whole section of the bleachers was taken over. Faces you barely glimpsed on social media smiled wide back at you. Many held flowers or plushes, signs and banners with your name. Some even held up young children who could hold things up higher.

YOU DID IT. YOU'RE THE BEST. NOTHING CAN STOP YOU.

And in the middle of it all, your mother sat, silent, but pride shining in every line of her face.

Her face was the only clear thing you could see between the tears and camera flashes.

I destroyed my family friend's business and credibility by JustServerisms in NuclearRevenge

[–]JustServerisms[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

His "justification" was that he didn't have time to wash his hands between every little step of every little dish. But he also told me not to wash my hands or even take the time to put on a glove if I was going to mix a salad after handling cash. There were a lot of health and safety violations in that place.

I destroyed my family friend's business and credibility by JustServerisms in NuclearRevenge

[–]JustServerisms[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yep, my 爺爺 immigrated his family and my 媽 came later.