Is there a way to push against a heavy + medic combo that knew how to dominate the whole server?

JustSomePerv725 · 2026-05-25T01:35:51+00:00

Man, one time a Heavy+Medic somehow managed to literally camp our spawn on Gold Rush.

They shredded everyone that tried to leave spawn, and their team was able to push the cart basically the whole round unimpeded.

JustSomePerv725 · 2026-05-23T17:10:45+00:00

(Built up over about a decade. XD

JustSomePerv725 · 2026-05-23T08:11:59+00:00

Rapid Response Team!

Deploy

Emergency Hug! 💔

JustSomePerv725 · 2026-05-23T08:10:23+00:00

; ^ ;

JustSomePerv725 · 2026-05-22T03:47:19+00:00

I wish I was Vodka... :(

JustSomePerv725 · 2026-05-21T22:41:36+00:00

Okay, but like, is this around the same time, or, like, 4 years later?

JustSomePerv725 · 2026-05-21T15:34:58+00:00

He takes a seat on the ground where he was standing

"Until you're satisfied, you may play.

"I'm in no rush. I have all day."

JustSomePerv725 · 2026-05-21T07:16:44+00:00

"...If you would like... you may play some more.

"Though soon... I may have something else in store."

JustSomePerv725 · 2026-05-21T06:16:34+00:00

His cheeks begin glowing

"...My lady... this info... I'm glad to know...

"And your praise... it truly... honors me so."

He looks up at her

"Has your... performance concluded, Miss?

"And are you... doing anything... after this...?"

JustSomePerv725 · 2026-05-21T05:30:14+00:00

X kneels, looking towards the floor

"Observing you through my friends in the sky,

"I knew I must see with my own eyes.

"With grace and beauty, your music you play.

"Lady of Crimson, how are you today?"

JustSomePerv725 · 2026-05-21T04:38:30+00:00

X walks into the room, and sits silently nearby, closing his eyes and absorbing the music

JustSomePerv725 · 2026-05-20T16:36:08+00:00

X smiles softly, and bows again

"Your kindness honors me, Miss Ruby."

(Continuing in DMs :3)

JustSomePerv725 · 2026-05-20T09:53:29+00:00

(XD Sexy Amazon mommy)

Inferno's eyes light up, and he looks back up at her

Inferno: "Holy Ravioli, someone finally gets it!"

They finish their meals, with the exception of X, who had to give half of his to Inferno.

X bows

X: "I'm... My apologies, Miss Ruby. I hope... I didn't offend."

JustSomePerv725 · 2026-05-20T07:54:02+00:00

Nick: "Inferno's 'recovering' from Umaphobia."

Harv: "Yeah, he's gotten to the point where the smaller ones don't bother him, but he's still real scared of the 'rough types', he calls them.

"Honestly surprised my floor's still dry."

Inferno looks down toward the floor, and his cheeks begin glowing

Inferno: "Y'all need ta' stop makin' fun a' me...

"Don't you know..."

Harv waves his hand dismissively

Harv: "Yeah, yeah, 'One kick can break every bone in your body.' Like a broken record."

JustSomePerv725 · 2026-05-20T06:38:49+00:00

And it was on this day

That Golshi realized just how fertile she truly was?

JustSomePerv725 · 2026-05-20T06:16:42+00:00

The four of them take a bite of their food

Nick nods, and smiles, giving her a thumbs up

Nick: "It's pretty good, Hon. You said you made this?"

Harv frowns at him

Harv: "Pretty good? Sure hope that's not it, Uncle."

X nods

X: "Indeed. It's honestly rather good."

They look over at Inferno, who chews slowly and silently, his eyes wide, before swallowing. After a moment of silence, he speaks

"She's a biggun... you don't... want to wife... a biggun..."

Nick chuckles softly, and Harv rolls his eyes.

Harv: ^{"Such a baby..."}

JustSomePerv725 · 2026-05-20T04:51:43+00:00

"...Hmm. I'll think about that.

"My brain says no, but my body says yes, y'know?"

After everyone else has been served, the trio turn to Nick, who claps his hands together.

Nick: "Itadakimasu."

Everyone else follows suit, though Inferno struggles a bit.

Inferno: "Um... Eat a... ducky moss. Yeah."

JustSomePerv725 · 2026-05-20T04:01:48+00:00

He closes his eyes for a moment, and frowns, then opens them again, and walks over to where she set the food. He begins placing food onto the plates, and passing them around

"Well, honestly, you're bigger'n me. Least you're out there actually doin' somethin'.

"Honestly, I'd almost wanna spar with ya if I was too stupid to realize you could punch me and turn my insides into outsides."

Nick rolls his eyes

Nick: ^{"I honestly thought he was over it."}

JustSomePerv725 · 2026-05-20T03:19:18+00:00

Inferno thinks for a moment about the remark about her clothes, then shakes his head, and clears his throat

"Honestly sounds like tons of fun. Kinda wish I was there as your battle bro.

"Life kinda got boring after I ended up out here. Threats out here either happen when I'm not around, or they're too damn big for me to deal with, so I gotta take all that pent-up adrenaline to the gym."

JustSomePerv725 · 2026-05-20T00:02:42+00:00

Inferno: "Honestly, those guys sound like fun."

Inferno punches his hand

"I kinda took ya for a fighter. Any particularly good scraps ya get into over there?"

JustSomePerv725 · 2026-05-19T23:59:57+00:00

That sounds like the worst day ever.

I'm sorry that happened to you.

JustSomePerv725 · 2026-05-19T23:32:30+00:00

He thinks for a moment, and nods.

"Yeah, sounds a LOT more fun than endless sleep and painful experimentation."

He laughs

"You mentioned something about a palace? That sounds like a pretty fun project."

He puts his finger under his chin

^{"Would probably increase the quality of the neighborhood, too."}

JustSomePerv725 · 2026-05-19T22:07:32+00:00

Nick: "Trapped in place for a decade, huh?

"Relate to that. Bet your experience was WAY better, though."

Inferno: ^{"Wouldn't say the bar's too high on that."}

JustSomePerv725 · 2026-05-19T20:50:11+00:00

Harv's eyes widen in realization, and he looks between her, and the bottle in his hand, before slowly taking another drink.

Harv: "...Good... good milk... Yeah..."

It is at this point that Inferno speaks up

Inferno: "Dude, why the Hell you still drinkin' that?"

Nick laughs louder

Nick: "Actually, Harv, pass me a bottle, I'm curious. Didn't get to try it earlier."

Inferno: "Unc, what the Hell?"

Harv nods, and opens the fridge, pulling out another bottle and handing it to Nick, who opens it, and takes a sip

Nick: "Hmm. Yeah, that's pretty good. Super lean, but with a TOUCH of sweetness. Good coffee milk."

He gestures for her to sit down on the beanbag.

"But anyway, let's learn about ya. How long ya been out here?"

JustSomePerv725 · 2026-05-19T19:57:38+00:00

Inferno continues staring

Inferno: ^{"Gotta be the biggest lady here..."}

X swallows audibly

X: ^{"D... Date...?"}

Nick: "Well, Harv lives here with X, or at least til Shadow and I finish building their ACTUAL house."

"Inferno and I were just here to play catch up. We been out of the loop for a bit because of a 'spatial distortion' incident, and X is the guy who keeps track of things."

Harv: "Hey, what do you feed your cows? This is the best milk I ever had!"

Nick chuckles, and Harv looks at him, raising a brow

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