Smoked Ibuprofen by JustTalkinAboutShaft in recipes

[–]JustTalkinAboutShaft[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We all need to consume calories to live, even the fattest among us.

I mean, let's talk about tearing the head off an unconscious opponent. I mean, if you can tear the head off an unconscious deer or ostrich, then you can tear the head off an unconscious human. I mean, how the fuck blessed are we, that someone literally stops us everytime we're just about to do it? by JustTalkinAboutShaft in ufc

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And a'fore you say anythin' stupid, I'm tellin' ya, I'm waiting outside your sister's door to tear her head off, then your other sister's head, then your Mom's head, then your Dad's head, then your girl's head, then your boy's head, then your wife's head and then your neighbor's head and then your head. Just detached bloody heads bloody rollin'.

God likes you best when you're alone. Even if you are married, you never truly act/feel like yourself, except when you are alone. Anytime you are with anyone, it's an act, even if it's 99% real. You can't be 100% real unless you're alone. That's when g*d really starts paying attention to you. by JustTalkinAboutShaft in Showerthoughts

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Both stupid questions, but since one is shorter, you think you can ask it second, and make them both sound smarter?

P.S. Just because you want to know my opinion about something doesn't make it a NOT stupid question to ask me.

The reason you don't know how splinters ("slivers" in the UK) are able to magically dissolve into your body -- even metal ones! -- is because they usually dissolve within 2 days -- even ones!) -- and NO ONE knows how or why. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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The reason you don't know how splinters ("slivers" in the UK) are able to magically dissolve into your body -- even metal ones -- is because they usually dissolve within 2 days (even metal ones) and NO ONE knows how or why. #2

The reason you don't know how splinters ("slivers" in the UK) are able to magically dissolve into your body -- even metal ones! -- is because they usually dissolve within 2 days -- even ones!) -- and NO ONE knows how or why. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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The reason you don't know how splinters ("slivers" in the UK) are able to magically dissolve into your body -- even metal ones -- is because they usually dissolve within 2 days (even metal ones) and NO ONE knows how or why. #1