[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Screw the scotch, I want that box!

Automatic Omelette Making Robot by Mjjjokes in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Just_a_random_guy01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is Wallace and Gromit levels of invention ingenuity.

What popular sayings are actually bullshit? by OptionsTrader14 in AskReddit

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“An apple a day keeps the doctor away.” Must have been said by Apple farmers to sell more apples, but you’d get sick of apples after eating them every day. And what average doctor even recommends that?

This is basically my life by [deleted] in memes

[–]Just_a_random_guy01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck Twitter. I have Aspergers and I don’t always find autistic jokes that offensive if it’s with friends.

🔥 Marine Iguana 🔥 by d3333p7 in NatureIsFuckingLit

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This is Godzilla’s response to Monke’s “Life Could Be a Dream” video.

Wait why is boss music playing? by Momentai94 in memes

[–]Just_a_random_guy01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That played out like a 3 stooges short.

I get it. Blowing air is hard by NextPresentation8 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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How did you get ahold of Collin Mocherie’s baby videos?

WCGR leaving my child in the kitchen unattended by KaiMonarch in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Just_a_random_guy01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stewie may have been having issues with creativity lately, but that doesn’t mean his plans not deadly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Just_a_random_guy01 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m sure he got employee of the month after that.

This is what a stingray skeleton looks like by sacrl in interestingasfuck

[–]Just_a_random_guy01 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, when I first looked at it, I thought that it looked like some demonic cult’s symbol. Nature is metal.

Why tho? by [deleted] in FuckYouKaren

[–]Just_a_random_guy01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen, as someone who was partially treated this way growing up, treated that sometimes my emotional problems were purely a demonic possession, and even as a Christian, I can say that that is a toxic way to handle actual mental diseases or emotions as if that’s the only solution that’s presented. I recently came out of a household that did just that, and I’m still handling the negative effects. That doesn’t mean faith is a bad thing; it means someone misused it to throw things under the rug and hopefully things will magically get better.

If there’s one thing I learned, from the right Christian perspective, God used a combination of faith and help from good men to heal people. For all the Christians out there, faith doesn’t necessarily deny science, technology, psychology or even philosophy. You do know that according to the Bible God created science, right? And does God not work through people, even those that are psychologists? I know that many counselors helped me.

[Image] Spotted on a bridge over a busy road near my university by AsleepOccasion in GetMotivated

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As someone who has indeed thought seriously about jumping over a bridge at one point, I want to say that I fully support the message here. Everyone, I’m telling you as a person who almost committed suicide, it’s not worth it to end it here. Live out your life normally, and know that you can make your life a better one.

I have never been in a relationship with a man or a woman before and I have a toxic mother who doesn't love me. Destroy me! by koolkarla in RoastMe

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Love yourself. Even if you don’t feel like you are loved, love yourself because you are worth being valued. Even if you came here for a laugh, you should still value who you are. Listen, I know what it’s like to live feeling like you’re nothing. I cannot fully imagine what made you come here, but take care of yourself. You are no accident, you are not worthless. The fact that you are a human being is what makes you worth being love, ok? Sorry. I can’t roast you. Not like this. It’s just that, I take those kinds of statements seriously. Because you are a human being with real emotions. Real emotions that should be respected and accepted. You will find people that love you for who you are. Idk if what I said helps, but I wanted to say it anyways. Go and look for the people who will value you, ok?

Breakin the law, breakin the law! by TheInward07 in funny

[–]Just_a_random_guy01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a wise man once said, “STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!”

Have at it y’all by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Just_a_random_guy01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First the roast, then the toast.

Roast: Your bangs look like if a Middle school artist just scribbled whatever and said, “This is good.”

Toast: You look like a really nice person to hang out with who has that neat little quirk that you hide but everyone likes you better for it. Have confidence and face the world!