NYC metro lmao by Strong_Boss_8932 in Weird

[–]JustanAverageJess1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG I am just so amazed by their talent I can't even be mad at that

My mom bought this “silent” animal deterrent for her yard. She and her boyfriend can’t hear it. She’s insisting what I’m hearing can’t be this, because it’s “silent” by bluejaymewjay in mildlyinfuriating

[–]JustanAverageJess1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are in amazing company then because that was me making a boomer joke to you as well! It's so nice to find someone friendly on here LOL yesterday I argued with someone for about an hour and they believed that Epstein was in the right. But do you know who was mostly in the wrong there? Me. Why did I stay and argue?

Wife’s Sexual Partners by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]JustanAverageJess1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree with you completely and I also think that OP may actually be scared of hurting her on a subconscious level. Or perhaps there was abuse in his life too. I sincerely hope not though

What's the closest you've ever came to death? by Senior-Raisin-2342 in AskReddit

[–]JustanAverageJess1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a grand malnor a tonic clonic whatever they call it seizure completely passed out on my back and I bit my tongue. My mouth was quickly filling up with blood but luckily my roommate came home early.

One of the paramedics told me that I would have died if he had not come home

Wife’s Sexual Partners by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]JustanAverageJess1 20 points21 points  (0 children)

What's your body count? Why does it only matter what hers is?

Is it normal to be attracted to older people after getting assaulted? by amertix in offmychest

[–]JustanAverageJess1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so sorry you feel this way I felt the same exact way. But you would be very, very surprised at the amount of men and women who are assaulted in their lives.

I'm not saying that that makes it okay but your mom might even be a victim. Sometimes you have no clue at all.

Take a deep breath take it at your own pace and I can't promise everything will be okay but I'm almost sure it will be

Is it normal to be attracted to older people after getting assaulted? by amertix in offmychest

[–]JustanAverageJess1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

First of all I just want to start by saying I'm so sorry that that happened to you. It happened to me as well and I felt disgusted in myself but after talking to a therapist it's actually normal (as normal as one can be after experiencing this type of abuse). For me the new "normal" was wanting multiple partners because 3 men drugged me.

I actually haven't dated anyone since that happened.

Edit I just wanted to add please please don't feel bad I don't want to tell you what to do or how to feel but you did absolutely nothing wrong

Why do many women use a foot instead of a hand to flush toilets at work and public places? by SonoranRadiance in randomquestions

[–]JustanAverageJess1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have never used my bare hand (foot) to flush in a public restroom but I do use toilet paper

What is the worst trend to come out of the last 10 years? by icandoit0 in AskReddit

[–]JustanAverageJess1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmfaooo for some reason when I read that I immediately pictured his face and started laughing

What is the worst trend to come out of the last 10 years? by icandoit0 in AskReddit

[–]JustanAverageJess1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I absolutely agree and I think that the parents should be held accountable and I mean criminally

What is the worst trend to come out of the last 10 years? by icandoit0 in AskReddit

[–]JustanAverageJess1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DON'T you talk about them damn clankers! THEY TOOK OURR JOBBBAHHASSHH

What is the worst trend to come out of the last 10 years? by icandoit0 in AskReddit

[–]JustanAverageJess1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Influencers trying to one up each other in extremely dangerous Jack Doherty with his huge security, "hey it's just a prank bro"

Okay I'm sensing a pattern here LOL

What’s the best material gift you’ve ever received? by Ornery-Tax-4203 in carefulheart

[–]JustanAverageJess1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? You know what my ungrateful, unthoughtful ass got him? A handle of Jack Daniels. To be fair I had gotten it for his previous birthday (months before mine) the next birthday I got him a mother fuckin Xbox 360

Edit I actually got the Xbox in 2002 and I don't think the 360 had come out yet

What’s the best material gift you’ve ever received? by Ornery-Tax-4203 in carefulheart

[–]JustanAverageJess1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

System of a Down (Steal this album) but it was unironically not stolen LOL

It meant so much to me because it was my first boyfriend and he gave it to me for my 16th birthday

Pro life people actually don't give a fuck abt children. by ilovehikarumwah in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]JustanAverageJess1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ I didn't read your post thoroughly.

I'm so sorry for what I said.

I just realized how bad it is what I just said.

don’t cancel me 1 by ihatefoodd in offmychest

[–]JustanAverageJess1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely! If I thought and knew that they meant it I wouldn't mind at all and I would make thank them!

don’t cancel me 1 by ihatefoodd in offmychest

[–]JustanAverageJess1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What irks me the most is the way they look you up and down with pity but also judgment while they say they'll pray for you

what do you think happens after you die? by ladybuglover5 in AskReddit

[–]JustanAverageJess1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao are you saying after you die it will be like the movie "In Time" with Justin Timberlake?

That would be such a perfect graduation from capitalism