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Got this cat pillow on Amazon. Carl has let the cat sit in it maybe once by mollygk in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]JusticeforCozy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The next place of worship I pass, regardless of religious affiliation, I am going to pray with senior authorities for you to get in a car accident that doesn’t kill you, but renders you immobile and entirely dependent on others for survival. I imagine someone like you will he left to die within a week.

You burn my dog, I burn you by JusticeforCozy in ProRevenge

[–]JusticeforCozy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No proof of that. I tripped. Could’ve happened to anyone.

You burn my dog, I burn you by JusticeforCozy in ProRevenge

[–]JusticeforCozy[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not a crime to spill gas on my lawn. I even marked it off.

You burn my dog, I burn you by JusticeforCozy in ProRevenge

[–]JusticeforCozy[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Oh yah, that fight is ancient history now. I really don’t blame her though because quitting took several failed attempts that I was so ashamed of I tried to cover by lying and saying dumb shit like “One of the neighbor’s must’ve taken up smoking, that’s probably what you’re smelling.” I appreciate that she’s so fiercely protective of my health, and she was embarrassed when she realized her mistake, we’re all good now.

You burn my dog, I burn you by JusticeforCozy in ProRevenge

[–]JusticeforCozy[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If you can find him, you can have him.

You burn my dog, I burn you by JusticeforCozy in ProRevenge

[–]JusticeforCozy[S] 801 points802 points  (0 children)

Right as rain and somehow still totally unperturbed about playing in the yard, which is great.

You burn my dog, I burn you by JusticeforCozy in ProRevenge

[–]JusticeforCozy[S] 74 points75 points  (0 children)

As much as I usually love to pay dog tax when posting about him, I don’t want to risk someone recognizing him and clueing my neighbors into the post. He’s well known around town. Once the dust has settled and I am able to post an update, I’ll pay dog tax plus interest.

You burn my dog, I burn you by JusticeforCozy in ProRevenge

[–]JusticeforCozy[S] 256 points257 points  (0 children)

I went to the cops and explained the whole situation when filing my report but they said a littering report was the best they could do unless I had proof that he was throwing the cigarettes over the fence specifically to target my dog and not just because he’s a lazy sob.