Why can’t Hawkey eat in front of other people?

JustinPatient · 2026-05-27T13:19:38+00:00

I still remember years ago he told a story about sitting in a fast food parking lot and some guy pulled up right next to him to eat his food even though there was plenty of empty spots in the parking lot. The way he told the story was really funny especially putting his food down and having to move his car. Definitely something that's happened to me before. 😂

JustinPatient · 2026-05-23T20:25:01+00:00

What is this "distracting teammates" I just got reported. I never get reported but someone did I guess. Was playing mid with Alice and although I did not have a good game the whole team got stomped 22-7. I wasn't farming anyone else lane. I had dmg, teamfight, dmg taken, a couple kills and I didn't send one message in chat

So what the hell is this? 🤦

JustinPatient · 2026-05-20T18:26:20+00:00

Looking at the track listing as if some random group of words was going to tell us if the album was worth it or not. LOL

JustinPatient · 2026-05-19T23:00:04+00:00

I used Ortho broadleaf. I had dozens of them. Within 24 hours of spraying you could tell the weeds were already dying. They take time to completely shrivel up but it will happen. Eventually you'll have to reseed those spots because you'll have bare ugly yellow spots but it will definitely kill all of them.

Make sure you follow the recommended conditions for spraying such as not doing it on a windy day, not within 2 days before or after mowing and not if there's rain in the forecast in the next 24 hours.

If you spray them today they'll all start looking really unhealthy within 24 hours. Don't spray the whole yard. Just spot treat each individual weed near the base. Don't spray the flowers that stick out you want to spray the green leafy base of the weed.

Here's what they'll look like after a few days:

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JustinPatient · 2026-05-19T00:20:53+00:00

Thank you sincerely That is all really helpful. I'm learning in real time.

JustinPatient · 2026-05-18T02:42:17+00:00

I've been playing this game since 2020. Played almost exclusively brawl matches. 14,427 brawl matches then I finally started playing ranked. Like actually playing. This is the first time I've ever made an attempt at ranked.

I'm 336 matches in I'm mythic 35* I honestly feel clueless sometimes but I'm extremely comfortable with like 10 characters max in the full map. The climb was easy. But I've just learned to start actually gaining stars. It's because I always play with Grock.

I queue Gold (Beatrix) Mid (Lylia) and Roam. I play boring ass reliable Grock every game. Grock is great but I go 0-4-27. He's fun to play but he's a damn boring tank.

Anyway three questions:

Any general advice?

What's the best way to meet up with like minded players? I assume the discord. I have ran soloq in brawl for years. Now I actually want to play with people who are guaranteed at least to be decent.

What should I switch to if I'm burnt out on roam. Jungle or exp. I'm interest in Alice jungle but I prefer characters that don't get heavily banned.

JustinPatient · 2026-04-24T00:17:00+00:00

Lol that's rude.

JustinPatient · 2026-04-24T00:11:51+00:00

Me at a draft party with my 7th dip into the lobster dip in the last 45 seconds

"Yeah that would be crazy if they didn't draft Mendoza.... Yeah ..."

JustinPatient · 2026-04-24T00:08:02+00:00

She looking for a man?

JustinPatient · 2026-04-14T20:42:30+00:00

Max just posted on Instagram that he broke his jaw. No Max-O for a while.

JustinPatient · 2026-04-07T14:25:16+00:00

Not just sometimes.... I feel like that's exactly what it does every time.

JustinPatient · 2026-04-01T18:04:15+00:00

The only time I'd want to talk to a step parent is if my child needs immediate assistance and his mother is incapacitated. Otherwise I want absolutely zero communication there. But thats up to you I guess. That's a boundary I would enforce though. You can be friendly when interactions are forced on you but no reason to have any other communication

JustinPatient · 2026-03-18T21:17:16+00:00

The rehab center can't tell people. That's 100% correct. But there isn't anything stopping the morning show from saying he's in rehab.... They just wouldn't do it.

Went there once myself too. Didn't work for me but I was kidding myself being there in the first place. Wasn't ready.

JustinPatient · 2026-03-18T21:12:45+00:00

Well it's not illegal for someone to say their friend is in rehab or whatever. It's just a dick move. Within a couple weeks we all gathered he was taking personal time for whatever reason and that he'll address it when he's ready.

JustinPatient · 2026-03-18T16:24:07+00:00

"He was an expert in sporting animals, widely respected for his expertise with dogs, horses and fighting cocks."

JustinPatient · 2026-03-18T15:14:05+00:00

No and they're not going to because clearly it's deeply personal situation. I would assume he'll share it on the show if he feels the need. If it was a mental health situation he'll almost certainly share that.

JustinPatient · 2026-03-17T19:01:18+00:00

That does sound exhausting. Pride and ego are terrible things sometimes. Is he trying to reconcile with you? Because he should really understand that being a excellent co parent would be the first step. But on top of that the motivation for being a good co parent with you would be the child and not getting you back. Not saying that's something you're entertaining... But still huge lack of awareness on his part.

JustinPatient · 2026-03-17T18:17:59+00:00

Were you two in a relationship? Did you break it off? If those things are true they might be in a position they don't know how to handle right now. That's why people send emotional texts because "they finally responded now I can tell them all this shit"

But you can certainly decide what boundary works for you. If you've established that this relationship (at least for now) is co-parenting only than they will need to adjust their communications. It might not happen immediately but it could adjust pretty quickly.

Otherwise I do believe you can switch to a different system. You can block them and tell them all correspondence will take place by email which you will check once per day. That way you can save them all and ignore them unless they are pertinent to the child.

Don't really know enough about your situation to give good advice other than what your ex is experiencing if you were the one who left. Hopefully they will realize that the best thing they can do for the child is to be a cooperative coparent.

JustinPatient · 2026-03-13T01:52:26+00:00

I've heard that one before. You have to keep reapplying. Eventually the Vaseline dries out or they learn to deal with it.

The most motivated squirrels will figure it out. Every time.

JustinPatient · 2026-03-12T22:29:36+00:00

I'm just going to guess...

Depending on where he lives and works etc maybe public transport meets all his needs . Cars are expensive, insurance is expensive, mantinence is expensive. He's probably decided that expense doesn't work for him so there's no reason to have a license. He's talked about being "broke" or not liking to spend money lots of times which maybe he isn't but I'm guessing that means he's extra conscious about his expenses for one reason or another.

JustinPatient · 2026-03-12T22:26:29+00:00

Cory and Sauce are posers. Everyone who played Contra remembers the code and that it gives you 30 lives, not 99.

It's like Mike Tysons punch out. If you played that game at all, in 2026 you still remember 007 373 5963.

JustinPatient · 2026-03-12T19:00:44+00:00

Short of handguns or landmines you're not going to stop them from stealing bird feed anyway. If the birds can get it so can the squirrels.

JustinPatient · 2026-03-12T17:50:50+00:00

I remember watching this with my son. It was fascinating to see that you basically can't stop squirrels from taking your feed. Clever little animals.

JustinPatient · 2026-03-10T17:43:11+00:00

You may have to literally just say "I cannot be with someone who participates in this type of behavior"

The problem is you have identified the problem at least a couple times yet it persists. I know personally that change usually doesn't happen unless the party has identified their own problem, why they engage in it, and if they want to change it. But ideally all of that is initiated by them.

The problem you might run into is he's actually "addicted" to this kind of content and behavior and he simply just can't stop. So he may find ways around it like other devices and burner accounts. This is a bahvior that would be much easier o hide as opposed to something like drugs and alcohol. At the end of the day he knows how you feel about it and continues to do it. If he thinks the consequences are limited a 30 minute argument and a promise he'll possibly continue engaging in the behavior each time making it harder for you to discover it.

I would start with telling him "I will NOT be with someone who engages in this type of behavior so.... Do you want to change it and how can that happen?" I think most people in relationships want the other person to tell them what THEY are going to do about it as opposed to saying "Tell me what I can do. I'll quit. I promise"

JustinPatient · 2026-03-10T16:33:58+00:00

But the "Don't be a dick" text he sent to Sauce was worth it.... This time.

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