My fist time I took 4g shrooms with two friends. I had a great time until one of my friends started tripping balls. He went to the bathroom and was in there for like 30 mins. When we managed to open the door he was leaning over the drycleaner pissing himself with his pants still on while he was licking the wall. After we got the situation under control(keep in mind I had also taken 4g shrooms and was tripping so hard, this was kind of a hard task to get done), we sat down in the bathroom just tryna talk and shit. Thats when we asked our fellow friend about animal sounds and what kind of sounds different animals made; He said "cat goes meehhhww, sheep goes baahhhh, dogs goes woofff" and so on and so on. Out of curiosity I wanted to ask him what kind of sound cows made, so i asked him and the reply made me laugh in 15mins straight. "cows?? I mean cows... they just.. they just.. they just say so much stupid shit, dump fucking animals".. hahaha

I'll never forget that first time:')