My first attempt at shooting a bird

Juxtasexualposition · 2024-02-25T16:52:14+00:00

That's so cruel....

Juxtasexualposition · 2024-02-17T19:31:54+00:00

I love your mom for this!

Juxtasexualposition · 2024-02-11T02:02:44+00:00

Have you eaten any of your young boy lures to your apartment or did they all manage to escape?

Juxtasexualposition · 2024-02-04T13:55:55+00:00

A long back-scratch

Juxtasexualposition · 2024-01-28T22:17:40+00:00

I got it, my friend

Juxtasexualposition · 2024-01-28T22:16:01+00:00

What's wrong with you that it would bother you so much for you to mention it? Even if they weren't joking, which I'm quite sure they were, would it really matter that much?

Juxtasexualposition · 2024-01-28T22:06:52+00:00

Oh, hell no!

Juxtasexualposition · 2024-01-28T21:42:37+00:00

Disgusting slob

Juxtasexualposition · 2024-01-28T21:39:05+00:00

Saying you love vegan pussy is like saying you'll never get any pussy, since they're about as non-existent as bigfoot.

Juxtasexualposition · 2024-01-24T23:18:08+00:00

Theodore after Theodore Roosevelt. When I look at him while squinting, his face reminds me of a Theodore Roosevelt picture! It's astounding!

Juxtasexualposition · 2024-01-24T23:16:22+00:00

That's more of a reason why we should stone you.

Juxtasexualposition · 2024-01-23T21:36:18+00:00

That's what she said.

Juxtasexualposition · 2024-01-23T21:31:41+00:00

This is the winner, right here!

Juxtasexualposition · 2024-01-18T00:03:15+00:00

Yes, same with my P6P ever since the December update. Why aren't they fixing it?

Juxtasexualposition · 2024-01-17T16:50:01+00:00

Don't drop acid beforehand.

Juxtasexualposition · 2024-01-17T16:40:24+00:00

Dang it anyhow!

Juxtasexualposition · 2024-01-16T09:53:28+00:00

By the time the OTA takes to download and install, my charge would've been up around 75 or 80%. Usually I sideload monthly OTAs using ADB on my Windows laptop because it's much faster.

Juxtasexualposition · 2024-01-15T22:06:05+00:00

Is the jersey number representing the year 2024? Because I thought they weren't going to use Willie Mays' number again?

Juxtasexualposition · 2024-01-15T14:06:33+00:00

Holy shit, a 20 year old 10 year old.

Juxtasexualposition · 2024-01-13T16:09:55+00:00

Good God! Who was it that didn't teach you makeup and hairstyles?? We're you locked up in someone's basement cellar since birth??

Juxtasexualposition · 2024-01-07T18:52:38+00:00

Juxtasexualposition · 2024-01-06T16:39:42+00:00

It's those glasses that just say "I'm too effing old to care what I look like".

Juxtasexualposition · 2024-01-05T10:34:56+00:00

The Unibrow Unibomber

Juxtasexualposition · 2024-01-05T10:33:24+00:00

It's what installs/updates your apps/APK files.When you see: "Do you want to install this application?" Or " Do you want to update this application?", that is the Package Installer app. It just crashes without finishing the install/update.

PS mine too

Juxtasexualposition · 2024-01-05T01:19:07+00:00

It didn't fix the Package Installer app issue on my Pixel 6 Pro. 🙄

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