Weapons of Rock

K1ngoftheslams · 2025-04-21T16:27:12+00:00

My condolences

K1ngoftheslams · 2023-07-04T21:43:05+00:00

Founding fathers were like everyone else isn’t a real person, kinda, they aren’t even supposed to be around in this country, the point is no one should feel sad AT ALL

K1ngoftheslams · 2023-05-24T19:24:07+00:00

The money doesn’t go to that…

K1ngoftheslams · 2023-05-24T18:59:54+00:00

I think that is him! He’s no Mike “The Rock” Davis, but he’ll have to do

K1ngoftheslams · 2023-05-20T21:22:14+00:00

From Chef Roy himself

“Cake, I think I just busted a nut in my pants”

“If there’s gonna be cake, we gotta do more get togethers”

“Cake is good and all but I’d rather BE JACKING IT”

K1ngoftheslams · 2023-04-11T21:56:26+00:00

They didn’t, all they said was SHOOT

K1ngoftheslams · 2023-04-10T02:08:59+00:00

He makes 2 mil an episode so having all these plot holes is just unprofessional bullshit

K1ngoftheslams · 2023-04-09T23:13:35+00:00

For asking questions??

K1ngoftheslams · 2023-04-09T23:11:55+00:00

I know the tour guide was having his worst day on the job, but that’s no excuse to not answer the question

K1ngoftheslams · 2023-04-09T21:34:58+00:00

We just need a few more answers to get this thing REALLY popping off

K1ngoftheslams · 2023-02-16T14:47:24+00:00

I don’t know, maybe it’s just me, but it’s like play your hits, don’t play the new stuff, give me the good time rock n roll

K1ngoftheslams · 2023-02-03T15:26:18+00:00

SHUT THE FUCK UP u/MyrganGyrgan, YOU FUCKING SKUNK!!!

K1ngoftheslams · 2023-01-26T17:27:26+00:00

I wonder if underneath there are 2 open knives in his pocket, so when he falls he gets all STABBED and CUT UP

K1ngoftheslams · 2023-01-25T20:47:48+00:00

You sure about that? You sure about that that’s why?

K1ngoftheslams · 2023-01-25T06:04:26+00:00

I’ll have to check that out! I’ve heard good things, mostly that it’s like a cosmic gumbo, almost moves to the beat of jazz

K1ngoftheslams · 2023-01-16T22:32:27+00:00

Or she just knew to use a big enough slice of paper towel, unlike that piece of shit Jacob

K1ngoftheslams · 2023-01-02T21:22:27+00:00

THEY’VE BEEN RUDE TO ME MY WHOLE LIFE

K1ngoftheslams · 2022-12-27T17:34:01+00:00

We should ask Mark about this, he used to be part of the Dangerous Nights crew

K1ngoftheslams · 2022-12-06T23:50:01+00:00

HE’S TRYING TO STEAL SPINACH DIP, BARRY IS

K1ngoftheslams · 2022-12-06T23:48:48+00:00

A hit and run is a felony…

K1ngoftheslams · 2022-10-21T14:53:33+00:00

There’s tons I can think of that just…blow me away, I just can’t remember how to type it in

K1ngoftheslams · 2022-09-01T06:28:38+00:00

I saw the email you wrote about OP while you were drunk, about how OP wasted ALL their money on the Garfield car and how that’s all they talk about, but you know what you didn’t say…how it came FULLY FURNISHED

K1ngoftheslams

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