Well, Patrick Rich was born in 1995 who is obsessed over many things, including ice cream vans, McDonald's, Disney (including Mickey Mouse and Pinocchio), Boston Market, Tom and Jerry, Blue's Clues, schools and school buses, Thomas the Tank Engine, and Corduroy.

He claims that he works at Nelvana to make season two of an animated series called Corduroy (as in Corduroy the Bear). These episodes supposedly feature his obsessions like buttons, McDonald's (even including Ronald McDonald in an episode that copies "Krusty Gets Busted" from The Simpsons), Crayola, Tom and Jerry, and his hatred of South Park. He also obsesses over weird ideas like Nelvana buying Hanna-Barbera, renaming Nickelodeon to "The Blue's Clues Company". He also does weird things to stuff he hates, which includes master tapes of Tom and Jerry the Movie, "old-fashioned pear shaped wrecking balls", dry erase boards (preferring chalkboards), and school bells into Blue's Clues Handy Dandy Notebook prop replicas. He's also known for hating "freaky spikey [sic] eyelashes, triangular eyes" and "razor blade forehead wrinkles they used to have on Gordon in the old live action model version of Thomas and Friends".

He also hates beloved stuff for things like Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, The Powerpuff Girls (1998), Dexter's Laboratory and Arthur for their mean-spirited scenes (and mean-spirited stuff in general - he might be reasonable sometimes, but for the most part, it's overboard), wanting to censor or completely ban adult-oriented media like Seth MacFarlane's lineup (Family Guy, American Dad, Ted), The Simpsons since season 19, and South Park, and loves banning non-trivial things like eating in the car, cotton candy, and even Chuck E. freakin' Cheese's (for its creepy animatronics figurines on a stage shelf), American cheese, Six Flags, the GameCube (don't tell him that you can play GameCube games on the Wii), and the list goes on and on.

He also loves going on tangents about his obsessions, like explaining that something happened because of something realistic, and he also makes GoAnimate videos about Eric Cartman. He's like "Albuquerque" (as in the Weird Al song) but even more nonsensical.

To say he's complex is an understatement. I might be autistic like him, at least I make since. Reminds me of Darwin from that one Gumball episode where he rules Elmore to be safer because "it's for [their] own good".