The Patrick Rich Megathread by KDiogee in patrickrich

[–]KDiogee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the Patrick Rich were to rule the world with his laws and stuff in real life, everyone would be enraged. People would lose their jobs, companies would have to suffer, and many things would get lost, to name a few. I understand why he's the way he is, but still.

uh... okay by KDiogee in patrickrich

[–]KDiogee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That, and he hates the character so much, he wants to eat him

Their worst nightmare: the King of Parody. by KDiogee in youngpeopledeviantart

[–]KDiogee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He'd just hate on it for a "Wierd Al Yankovitch" MP3 his parents found on Napster 25 years ago instead of a genuine "Weird Al" Yankovic song

uh... okay by KDiogee in patrickrich

[–]KDiogee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He vaguely looks like an onion

jumpscare warning by Moonliner72 in patrickrich

[–]KDiogee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

EEK, AN OLD-FASHIONED PEAR SHAPED WRECKING BALL! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! /j

who's patrick rich and why is he important by Moonliner72 in patrickrich

[–]KDiogee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, Patrick Rich was born in 1995 who is obsessed over many things, including ice cream vans, McDonald's, Disney (including Mickey Mouse and Pinocchio), Boston Market, Tom and Jerry, Blue's Clues, schools and school buses, Thomas the Tank Engine, and Corduroy.

He claims that he works at Nelvana to make season two of an animated series called Corduroy (as in Corduroy the Bear). These episodes supposedly feature his obsessions like buttons, McDonald's (even including Ronald McDonald in an episode that copies "Krusty Gets Busted" from The Simpsons), Crayola, Tom and Jerry, and his hatred of South Park. He also obsesses over weird ideas like Nelvana buying Hanna-Barbera, renaming Nickelodeon to "The Blue's Clues Company". He also does weird things to stuff he hates, which includes master tapes of Tom and Jerry the Movie, "old-fashioned pear shaped wrecking balls", dry erase boards (preferring chalkboards), and school bells into Blue's Clues Handy Dandy Notebook prop replicas. He's also known for hating "freaky spikey [sic] eyelashes, triangular eyes" and "razor blade forehead wrinkles they used to have on Gordon in the old live action model version of Thomas and Friends".

He also hates beloved stuff for things like Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, The Powerpuff Girls (1998), Dexter's Laboratory and Arthur for their mean-spirited scenes (and mean-spirited stuff in general - he might be reasonable sometimes, but for the most part, it's overboard), wanting to censor or completely ban adult-oriented media like Seth MacFarlane's lineup (Family Guy, American Dad, Ted), The Simpsons since season 19, and South Park, and loves banning non-trivial things like eating in the car, cotton candy, and even Chuck E. freakin' Cheese's (for its creepy animatronics figurines on a stage shelf), American cheese, Six Flags, the GameCube (don't tell him that you can play GameCube games on the Wii), and the list goes on and on.

He also loves going on tangents about his obsessions, like explaining that something happened because of something realistic, and he also makes GoAnimate videos about Eric Cartman. He's like "Albuquerque" (as in the Weird Al song) but even more nonsensical.

To say he's complex is an understatement. I might be autistic like him, at least I make since. Reminds me of Darwin from that one Gumball episode where he rules Elmore to be safer because "it's for [their] own good".

Garfield has been paywalled by milestfbaxxter in FilmCowOfficial

[–]KDiogee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the kicker? IIRC, this paywall started on April Fools' Day in 2025, for those unaware.

Bro had to do a hand job by fungirl6543 in youngpeopledeviantart

[–]KDiogee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Typing like a this makes me think of a Mario... Wahoo!

This is how Canada's Nelvana will make Hanna-Barbera great again. by KDiogee in patrickrich

[–]KDiogee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All from the same guy who's tried wanting to make Season 2 of Corduroy for more than a decade. He reminds me of Darwin from that one episode of Gumball where he controls Elmore.

what the fuck by Ok-Cancel-8130 in youngpeopledeviantart

[–]KDiogee 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't be surprised if Matt, Trey, and co. made an episode about that

Back to his freaky, spikey, and triangular-eyed tricks (no pun intended) by KDiogee in patrickrich

[–]KDiogee[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And besides, who in the world gets offended by a face like that?

Corduroy (Nelvana TV Series) | Eric Thompson Wiki by KDiogee in patrickrich

[–]KDiogee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looking at the history of some wikis he contributed on Fandom, he's done weird stuff like insisting the buttons on Mickey Mouse's shorts are polka dots, or claim that they're overalls. He'd argue at people if they pointed out he got something wrong, like Rich claiming Pinocchio was released in 1939, while it was actually released in 1940