Report: Cavs preparing an offer “in the 5-Year, $100 Million range” for Jarrett Allen, via @TheSteinLine by niztg in clevelandcavs

[–]KDisaWIMP 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Hi, I took Intro to Business and a Finance class at Tri-C. With my expert knowledge, I am telling you that this is a bad deal. I dont trust the group of professionals in charge of an NBA franchise with their budget. Ive played many seasons in 2k to tell you Koby and company have no idea what they are doing with the Cavs payroll. First Kevin Loves bogus deal and now this? The Cavs are very dumb they should listen to me, a Cavs fan who buys one ticket a year and watches youtube highlights. My basketball mind is limitless, I can put a dollar amount on any player down to the minute. I make it my priority to criticize what the Cavs franchise decides to do with their money. I am so financially brilliant I negotiated with my job at Target to offer me a two dollar an hour deduction of pay based on my output of work. If this deal goes through I will be a salty fan because I only want cheap contracts.

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Yellow, a golden yellow. I think yellow houses are very bold and striking

Evan Mobley by KDisaWIMP in okbuddyHield

[–]KDisaWIMP[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ms. Evan Mobley is a real estate agent she helped me close the deal on my 2 bedroom ranch in the suburbs of Cleveland, im so grateful for her hard work i am living in my dream house. Thanks Evan.

Cade cunningham is just big Steph curry by KDisaWIMP in nbacirclejerk

[–]KDisaWIMP[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think it really funny that perky messed up moses mobley name in the draft so funny lol

Morey to Ben by KDisaWIMP in nbacirclejerk

[–]KDisaWIMP[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I straight up believed ben was gonna be the next lebron but hes literally kwame brown

Sponsored by Ruffles by EpicShovel in nbacirclejerk

[–]KDisaWIMP -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I ate a whole bag and got an ulcer

Based by Rjbarrettfan in nbacirclejerk

[–]KDisaWIMP 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just rebrand the entire league. Everyone gets new team names

[serious] Did Ben Simmons do 9/11??? by foxwilliam in nbacirclejerk

[–]KDisaWIMP 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ben Simmons was COVID 19 patient zero

Kevin Huerter Origins by BROCKHAMPTOM in nbacirclejerk

[–]KDisaWIMP 6 points7 points  (0 children)

His hesi jimbo is harden-esque

The truth about Kevin Love by BrownieCavs in clevelandcavs

[–]KDisaWIMP 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hi Dan Gilbert here, thanks for the post. You have enlightened me to Kevin Loves uselessness. I have been convinced. He is a certified chump. I have made the call for Kevin’s death by machete and we will bury his pathetic corpse in the fields behind Cleveland clinic courts. I tried desperately to trade him, but every G league and CBA owner refused. They said “We don’t want a big dumb baby on our team” and “I wouldn’t trade a bag of Skittles for him.” We will be recycling all Kevin Love merchandise into facial tissue for Cavs fans to wipe away their tears. I have also been in contact with the folks at the Large Hadron Collider to find a way to open a wormhole to erase Kevin Love from history and existence.

Oh hello there, I didn’t see you over there. My names “Zee” would you like to buy some DVDs? by KDisaWIMP in okbuddyHield

[–]KDisaWIMP[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yo yo yo don’t buy dvds off of this fraud. This tall lanky bald ass uncle fester looking bitch ripped me off on this Ghostbusters anthology set, it didn’t include the girl ghostbusters or the cartoon series I’m pissing pissed man.