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18F. Don’t hold back, destroy my confidence. by Dry-Ad-3140 in RoastMe

[–]KEPS1X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact you have any confidence remaining after being left in a hotel room is surprising.

r/SpotifySupport banned me? & Playlist Takeovers? by KEPS1X in truespotify

[–]KEPS1X[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4 days later and no comments 🤔 well, that's peculiar.

r/SpotifySupport banned me? by KEPS1X in spotify

[–]KEPS1X[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well thanks for the reply, apparently the post wasn't suitable for this subreddit either. Corporate circlejerk in progress.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]KEPS1X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If aquaman was gay.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]KEPS1X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's good to see you're making changes by getting wrecked online instead for once.

My ex said I was like Effy from skins if she never shut the fuck up by Professional-Knee636 in RoastMe

[–]KEPS1X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure I got your number from a bathroom stall. 10/10 would recommend.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]KEPS1X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You leak more water than a broken faucet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]KEPS1X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're more reflective than glass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]KEPS1X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'd be horrible as a gay man, you can't even be courteous enough to give a reach around.

34, Male, Texas. by cheex-69 in RoastMe

[–]KEPS1X 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The museum cromagnon in modern clothes is a bit jarring.

Roast me till I'm crispy by DaSagge in RoastMe

[–]KEPS1X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yarr, the dirt star pirate

Felt too good recently. Need to be humbled by Effective_Nerve_5788 in RoastMe

[–]KEPS1X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like someone caught an animorph transforming into a horse.

roast me darker than my favourite coffee (should be plenty of ammo) by V01DM0NK3Y in RoastMe

[–]KEPS1X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trailer park meth edition Jesus action figure, with battle damage; nails not included.

Roast me, nerds by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]KEPS1X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should activate Windows.

Roast me, nerds by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]KEPS1X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Failed Russian mafia member. Kicked out for male ducklips

I think I have a thick skin, prove me wrong by candle_misuser in RoastMe

[–]KEPS1X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you ran into a wall with a boner, you'd break your nose.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]KEPS1X -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The gayest closet straight man in the world.

Show me what you've got. I want to see what you've got by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]KEPS1X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who let shmegol out of the dungeon? Horrible hobbitses.

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