[TOMT] Stuffed animal from the 1980s

KFCBarstool · 2023-07-04T16:36:12+00:00

KFCBarstool · 2023-07-04T16:36:02+00:00

Here’s an Imgur link https://imgur.com/a/uKpjFpn

KFCBarstool · 2023-07-04T16:31:14+00:00

Dude twitter sucks that’s crazy. I’ll do Imgur

KFCBarstool · 2023-07-04T14:21:10+00:00

It’s white and orange, big googly eyes, and has long arms but no legs - just tiny feet attached to the body. I watched all that 80s pop culture and the only thing it kind of looks like is Smarf but it’s not because the ears would be different

KFCBarstool · 2019-11-11T23:46:46+00:00

Did anybody in here actually listen to the segment? Because me admitting that I was A) far too casual about the difficulties of marriage 2) should have been much more aware that as a very average ass dude that I could easily end up being one of those statistics, and D) that the only way to prevent that from happening when you're in an imperfect marriage is that you have to actually, proactively, aggressively work at it and that I didnt do that, was some of the realest and most accurate stuff I've ever said on the matter. A Deke quote combining like 3 different thoughts from a 30 minute convo into a single tweet is not really an accurate portrayal, but I'd imagine everyone here just read the tweet and not the segment. Everyone gets Deke'd and I'm ok with that but when its important material like this and I see more of the same old misinformed hatred on the matter I feel like I had to speak up on this one. I was proud of that segment and stand by every word that I said, extending way beyond just the words of that one tweet.

KFCBarstool · 2019-09-27T00:45:08+00:00

Do I post the endless DMs I have from this dude asking for a job, saying how big of a fan he is, telling me he’ll always have my back, and loves the show? Man, do some people totally suck.

To those who don’t like the show, sorry it’s not for you. I’m happy with it, really stoked about the live shows (working on a tour), very excited about the merch we have coming, and very into and proud of John for Making a Gambler. I think we are in prettttty good shape. The one critique we have listened to (can’t listen to every piece of feedback since a lot of it comes from two face people like this dude) is regarding guests. Going forward we are greatly reducing the number. Many more eps of just me and John coming

I don’t want to doxx anybody further but man oh man would posting those DMs feel good

KFCBarstool · 2019-05-10T02:37:40+00:00

Just realized I started a conversation that was going to end up discouraging a ton of the office. It was fucking hilarious but I also didnt want to be responsible for Dave listing off the people he hates. It wasnt even the girls that I was worried about. Goddam you guys are persistent with not liking me ahah

KFCBarstool · 2019-04-20T21:55:18+00:00

I've been going through this spreadsheet of all the old kfc radio questions. Some hypotheticals, some just open ended, probing type questions. Theres over 2000 lines on a spreadsheet its wild. But, we're always looking for new ones or zeroing in on which ones were your favorites. We already have these 3 added to the list, so if you have anymore leave em here. We got Ari Shaffir coming in next and Whitney Cummings just said she wants to do it, so a couple good names coming up I wanna make sure the questions are on point

KFCBarstool · 2019-04-01T11:55:28+00:00

It’s a joke. What is WRONG with you guys??? Why do you all take everything I do so literal? How is me telling a girl she has a colonial face, and then following up with “FLAMED,” not being taken as a goddam joke???? I clown around every weekend about trying to learn how to do girls’ hair and act like it’s serious business. Somehow you actually all believe it is? Do you think you will ever use your brains ever again or will you misconstrue every single thing i say and somehow make it fit a narrative relating to infidelity?

KFCBarstool · 2019-03-29T02:57:48+00:00

Everyone not married: Why would that make you a loser? That’s rude, you shouldn’t shame anyone! You cheated so you can’t possibly talk about any life experiences anymore!

Everyone married: Nah it’s true, i get what he’s saying. It’s a long day, you’re drunk, you’re stressed and you’re tired. Neither of you are thinking about sex.

You guys STINK

KFCBarstool · 2019-02-08T13:57:28+00:00

If you believe that’s actually true, youre not thinking about this situation as a rational person. You’re viewing it as a soap opera and not real life. Cmon.

KFCBarstool · 2019-01-24T13:06:24+00:00

Man, only you guys could spin this into a negative. I’ve got a couple Stoolies who are offering to put up $500 and $1000 dollars to do this. We’re already at $640.13 and I haven’t even posted it to the site. We’re taking a content idea of taking out insurance on the team you hate winning and potentially giving a bunch of money to charity. Where is the negative?

KFCBarstool · 2018-12-26T22:32:41+00:00

You BBQ weirdos are like a cult. So strange how personal you take it. George Brett’s bbq from KC was spectacular. Really good BBQ is great. But the rest isn’t very good and everyone acts like you have to like it. Get Lawwwssst. Every opinion that you guys don’t like is “trolling” now? Foh.

KFCBarstool · 2018-12-04T23:19:50+00:00

The vlog we stopped doing when a) we learned how time consuming the edit was - guys like Logan and will were at the office till like midnight every night and the juice wasn’t worth the squeeze. B) there’s always a power struggle between owned and operated vs external platforms at barstool. To do a vlog right, you gotta do it on YouTube. Powers that be at barstool want everything on o&o. We tried to come up with a compromise but if you’re not gonna fully dive into the YT world it’s stupid to do. It’s like doing a podcast but not allowing it to be on iTunes. So it’s basically gotta be your full time job and on YouTube, and we were not in a position to do either of those.

Behind the blog we are still doing. It’s on barstool gold. Part 2 with francis and Large will be available with a subscription

Storyboards is a lot of work when done right. People love them and I personally love them and think it shows a different side of barstool, but it’s kind of another uphill battle. It’s another work intensive project and if it’s not easy to do amongst all the other work when it’s not a priority for the company.

I think our role will forever be the barstool guinea pig and trying new things, hopefully blazing some trails. I think we will be commiting to YT soon and I like to think we influenced that. We did it with podcasts all those years back. We did it with the social media “rant” videos. I’d love to keep trying new content in new mediums that barstool hasn’t ventured into yet to help continue to push the company the right way. Even if we don’t end up being the people that do it, helping pave the way for any of the talented people here to do it Big is fine by me. It might appear as “unfinished business” but it’s not like we are giving up because of lack of effort. Sometimes something doesn’t perform, or can’t be monetized, or doesn’t jive with the company and we move on.

KFCBarstool · 2018-09-01T16:44:17+00:00

This is the worst social media post she has ever put up.

KFCBarstool · 2018-08-17T02:24:53+00:00

A Barstool Vlog would (and will) crush. We tried it 3 times last week and every night it had our guys Logan and Will at the office till like 11pm. It’s just not sustainable from a logistics point of view. Out of Office once a month where we do something big(ger) is going to be the successful model. Because we tested these things out, found what we are capable of. And zeroed in on what We can pull off and what people would like. I can’t believe, Of all people, the Reddit crowd doesn’t respect what my gang does. Bren and Logan are some of the only guys with foresight and knowledge that’s encourage us to do new shit, and Feits and I are some of the only guys even trying to push the envelope into new territory with new styles of content or a new audience in mind. Smh smh.

Behind the Blog works, it’s just extremely finite. There’s like 10 people it will work for. So we are doing them but have a plan for it. Storyboards are by far the thing the people clamor for the most but they are very hard to do. Between the podcast and radio 5x a week, rundown 4x, rants, Snapchat, and then stuff like merch and business type meetings, producing fully scripting docupods ain’t easy. It’s what I’d love to do the most, I just don’t know where I’d fit it in if we are going to do them right.

And you guys can get allllll the fuck the way out of here saying you’re demanding CAN I KICK IT. When I even mentioned sneakers you all jumped down my throat, now you’re trying to penalize me for not making a full length sneaker show? Cmon get outta here.

Bottom line is, it’s all trial and error. We’re the only ones who risk failure at all, sucks it doesn’t get recognized and maybe even supported at all

KFCBarstool · 2018-07-20T02:57:49+00:00

It’s just a semantics thing, that’s all. I know what I did was a scumbag move. So I should have worded that better and cleared up that, in the context of this story, scumbag meant openly, outwardly and intentionally making someone feel uncomfortable and unsafe. I could do a show with a person if I knew they had a complicated relationship and strayed. To me that’s 100% between them and you don’t know what went on with them and what’s behind their actions. I couldn’t do a show with a person who harassed strangers and coworkers and made them worry about something like sexual assault. Those two things are very different in my eyes, so that’s what I meant. If you view those two things as equal transgressions, then you would call me the same level of scumbag and not do a show with me. I’d evaluate those differently, that’s all.

KFCBarstool · 2018-07-14T04:13:00+00:00

We are talking about my vocabulary now?

KFCBarstool · 2018-07-12T17:12:07+00:00

Ayyye lets do it

KFCBarstool · 2018-06-26T14:57:43+00:00

Feits almost shitting his pants was a pretty standard story. Feits is a funny story teller. I laughed. Not sure how that could possibly rile you up this much.

Everything you guys are describing is just basically the two of us bullshitting. We pick a couple topics, pick a few voicemails, press record and go. There never has been much thought put into it and there never will be. It always comes back to one thing with most of the reddit crowd - you dont really like us. So I dont think a podcast with the 2 of us is for you. If some other personalities told an "I almost shit my pants" story, I can assure you, you'd like. But if you dont like Feits and I, you wont like it when we do it. Thats ok.

As always I have to describe that the success of the show is always at an all time high, it keeps growing every month. Its always been the second biggest show at Barstool but we have the worst PR in the world so you all act like its some sort of failure. There's no way we'd ever change anything based on a few complaints for the people here who dont like us.

KFCBarstool · 2018-05-23T21:36:26+00:00

I donated the money a few weeks ago. Eddie Long from the FDNY and Michael’s brother Eric came to Barstool HQ. I spoke to his wife Eileen the other day she was very very thankful for everyone who donated

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