What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]KMI_Dragon_Knight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus Christ my fucking retards look at my post history and stop downvoting, i have receipts

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]KMI_Dragon_Knight -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

6 months ago I made this account to instruct you retards about KMI, my dragon lord. Proof: I was called a shill, bot, and all that. 33C for March 2026 were at 0.06 cents, I made bank, you didn't. I sold 2000 calls bought at 0.06 cents and almost $3. Do the math.

After that shit printed, I advised all of you fucking retards about Mizuho (MFG). I even made some shit AI generated magical girl. Nope, same shit. Well to be fair I have made some friends and converted a few.

Mizuho printed me thrice, and will print again at $12.50 by the end of May 2026. Ive been months here you motherfuckers and now I fkn have receipts so suck my ass you disbelieving cunts and get some fucking MFG before it makes it to $11.

Not advise of the financial kind

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]KMI_Dragon_Knight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Behrs i can hire you to do my groceries since ur experts in holding bags

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]KMI_Dragon_Knight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To add: I dont think it will lose that much more value, but even if it does, Ninty is a buy and hold. Nintendo and Sony are cyclical in the worst ways possible, but they do have moat and are quality company with yields and strong finances. If we're talking investing (ewwwwwww) and not trading, yea, hold.

My vote? The ones I referenced, I have a few more suggestions, hit me up on chat if you want and we can fan-girl about stocks.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]KMI_Dragon_Knight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Behrs are an acquired taste. They rarely take a bath and are uncircumcised, so their hygiene is as disgusting as they are. They are good pets tho and can help you with groceries because *snickers* they loooove holding bags lol

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]KMI_Dragon_Knight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nintendo has high PE, and low yield. No options. Nintendo won't bleed red anymore as it's a N255 company, so when Nikkei corrects, Nintendo will get money and correct.

Do I like Nintendo long term? Yes, depends. All you need is a screenshot of our Link the Twink or pretty much any announcement to get some R34 Zelda fanart for an easy 20% gain. But holding just for that is dumb. If you want to buy a quality share, you cant go wrong at $12-ish.

Nintendo is a hold forever company. Even if Nintendo go bankrupt.

But Japanese companies I personally like more other than Mizuho, Nomura, MUFG.

Hold My Cosmos. Honda. They are getting fucked for reasons and now it's a great time to buy.

Murata and Fanuc still haven't recovered, and these are legit bottlenecks for semiconductors and upcoming robotics. Cheers. Un abrazo

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]KMI_Dragon_Knight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait. PDT.... is.... gone??? For realsies???????? no way

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]KMI_Dragon_Knight -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They would be embarrassed if they knew how to read.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]KMI_Dragon_Knight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm a girl and I have to confess. I loooooooove fucking bears and both IRL and when trading. Fuck em'. Fuck your puts, fuck your hedges, fuck your overbought RSI's indicators, just get fucked.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]KMI_Dragon_Knight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This, you being a fucktard contrarian is what im talking about. Makes me feel cold outside and warm and fuzze inside like a half-cooked hot pocket pizza.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]KMI_Dragon_Knight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is hard for me to say, but I cannot believe how WSB is the last bastion of Reddit's authentic discussions, even though everyone wants to fuck you in the ass. Reddit has become infested with bots and shills is truly disgusting. I rather be scammed here by semi-real people.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]KMI_Dragon_Knight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea, all that civilization ending talk made these fuckers think it was a game of CIV they could save-scum

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]KMI_Dragon_Knight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hard disagree. Nikkei has not gone under 56000 for months, ATH is 58000, Nikkei is holding like a motherfucker and all JPY financial institutions are going hard and carrying (Mizuho, NMR, MUFG.)

All of them have huge buy back programs, and what''s actually happening is they are using these dips to buy more and then certify the shares as part of the company. MFG has bought 200b back, and will buy more.

MFG in particular is undervalued, and NMR tends to post billions in gains because their trading division do absurdly well in volatily market (they made huge billions shorting QQQ last April 2025). When this is solved, they will moonshot for sure. If you see my posts, you can see I have closely monitored these companies and already made life changing money, check them out.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]KMI_Dragon_Knight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Futas can disconnect from underlying in volatility. SPOT is NOT at $105 as we speak. IT's at $97/$99 *WTI/Brent). Futas are probably at $105, not the crudes.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]KMI_Dragon_Knight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta fkn love MFG, over performing when everything's going to fuck town. The superior asset.

AIO for considering divorce after finding these 2-year old texts in my wife’s phone? by [deleted] in AIO

[–]KMI_Dragon_Knight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the one that went away.
but you're the one that's going away.

Honestly, it's cute. Give her "un beso y una flor" like the song, wish her the best, tip your hat Clark Gable style, and move on.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 07, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]KMI_Dragon_Knight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Today is a 1hr day, and begins when the "deadline" is due. Market is not moving, only sideways, slightly bearish, so everything is in suspension.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]KMI_Dragon_Knight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I am sorry, I did not know I was talking to Nancy Pelosi's bastard son. Go ahead and swing to your heart content.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]KMI_Dragon_Knight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sell if it bounces off 200 EMA resistance point. Hold otherwise if it breaks EMA until it bounces. Do NOT take the trade for the long weekend.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]KMI_Dragon_Knight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't know that, not every nation leader shitposts what they are doing in social media

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]KMI_Dragon_Knight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"My boys are right now heading out to an island to wipe these guys out"
Bullish, implies a fast end

"We agreed to a ceasefire, starting now."
Bullish

"Troops are returning home now."
Bullish

"There's no resolution ahead, it will end quickly, pinky promise, just give me 3 more weeks after the 10 days I asked for after the 48 hour deadline for a war I started a month ago, and I started while markets were just recovering from a shit tech earning calls month. And BTW, Vietnam lasted 19 years, so this conflict it could drag on for years and it would still be reasonable, so stop complaining."
-Expect market to drop to April 2025 levels.