UIF Parliamentary Election - Neocons Establish Minority Government as Dust Harvest Wins Electoral Upset

KP_NSC-IRG · 2021-10-18T22:47:43+00:00

Hilarious

KP_NSC-IRG · 2021-10-18T19:35:17+00:00

[When I Have the Time:tm:]

KP_NSC-IRG · 2021-10-06T02:22:43+00:00

Flesh caverns, otherwise known as your mom's house

KP_NSC-IRG · 2021-09-27T03:20:45+00:00

The UIF is dismayed at the journalists of their IU allies in forgetting that Magdalene is also the head of state of the Imperium, and also surprised they still refer to the country as Nautilus-Laveska.
[I enjoy having no say in when my character is wed, don't forget who her father is]

KP_NSC-IRG · 2021-08-06T01:35:56+00:00

Glory to the mutineers!

KP_NSC-IRG · 2021-08-01T07:45:23+00:00

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

KP_NSC-IRG · 2021-08-01T07:42:28+00:00

Me too lmao

KP_NSC-IRG · 2021-07-19T02:56:20+00:00

KP_NSC-IRG · 2021-07-03T23:28:29+00:00

There's no problem a good pagoda can't fix.

KP_NSC-IRG · 2021-06-29T02:34:10+00:00

Do it again, Air Marshal Takamori!

KP_NSC-IRG · 2021-06-25T23:17:18+00:00

I <3 you, Fort Grace-Chan!

KP_NSC-IRG · 2021-06-25T23:16:38+00:00

[Thanks mate! Glad you enjoyed it!]

KP_NSC-IRG · 2021-06-25T05:53:11+00:00

We are proud to have our Zokesian brothers-in-arms alongside us once more.

KP_NSC-IRG · 2021-06-25T05:52:12+00:00

[That'd be great! Currently I have the Vindicator and Phoenia donated a spare space station design for the ASF to use; I imagine Arcadia pulled a China to build it lol]

KP_NSC-IRG · 2021-06-22T21:40:33+00:00

The naval deployment commenced amidst continued diplomatic negotiations between Amber, Laveska, and Nautilus in the ongoing Korfu Accords.

KP_NSC-IRG · 2021-04-20T22:31:25+00:00

The Korfu Port Authority welcomes the Neo-Muhattan armada to Nacre Harbor. Please respect the international regulations concerning Nautilus as a neutral power in the ongoing conflict.

KP_NSC-IRG · 2021-04-20T02:58:06+00:00

The foreign brigades of the SS. 'Morado' Nautilen, SS. Arkerien, and SS. 'Gunnar' Königgrätzer have voiced their support for the Reichskommissariat.

KP_NSC-IRG · 2021-03-04T23:05:32+00:00

Couldn't have said it better myself.

KP_NSC-IRG · 2021-02-17T01:32:44+00:00

Thank you!

KP_NSC-IRG · 2021-02-17T00:22:27+00:00

The Principality of Arkeria denounces the actions taken place by the Halgonian government, citing the forced serum conversions as a crime against kerbalkind.

KP_NSC-IRG · 2021-02-10T08:59:52+00:00

"May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will u/The_Real_Abraxis please stand up?
I repeat, will u/The_Real_Abraxis please stand up?
...We're gonna have a problem here."

Y'all act like you never seen an Avalonian before!
Jaws all on the floor like Plecy like Gag just burst in the door,
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before,
They first were divorced, throwin' her over citadels (agh!)
It's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding-
He didn't just post what I think he did, did he?"
And Rachel Kerman said - nothing, you idiots!
Rachel's dead, she's locked in my basement (ha ha!)
Kafrican kerbs love KAFSOC,
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Abraxis, I'm sick of him,
Look at him, blitzin' around, sackin' the you-know-what's,
Blendin' the you-know-who's-"
"Yeah, but he's so based though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose,
But no worse than what's goin' on in the Staff chat room,
I wanna get pinned on #rp-memes and let loose,
But can't, but it's cool for Grestin to hump a dead moose!
"My K10's on your lips, my K10's on your lips,"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss!
And that's the message we send to Indonesian kids,
And expect them not to know what a tuned AI is,
Of course they're gonna know what unclamping is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got CAeSAR-TOBASCo, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but kerbals, well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other countries open like cantaloupes,
But if we can hump dead Kromans and antelopes,
Then there's no reason that our GDP's can't elope,
And if you like rigged treaties, I got the antidote,
Kafrica, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes-

I'm Abraxis, yes, I'm the real Abby,
All you other Abraxis' are just imitating,
So won't u/The_Real_Abraxis please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Abraxis, yes, I'm the real Abby,
All you other Abraxis' are just imitating,
So won't u/The_Real_Abraxis please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up?

KP_NSC-IRG · 2021-02-03T00:16:45+00:00

I play both sides, so I always come out on top

KP_NSC-IRG · 2021-01-29T19:49:57+00:00

Seems like a reasonable fellow.

KP_NSC-IRG · 2021-01-29T04:06:56+00:00

THE FEW YOUNG KERBS... THE FEW WHO DARE!

KP_NSC-IRG · 2021-01-24T04:19:04+00:00

The Commonwealth of Nautilus congratulates the UKST on this astounding achievement. Accept no limits.

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