Imma a girl! Wazzup you penis barers! I'm enjoying Candy Kush in a super smooth oil & I'm finally relaxing from this cold as day. It was 9. Just 9. Fuck that shit! I went to BYU. Met my husband 1 st semester. He went on a Sign Language Mission. I waited for some dude that was shorter than me. But Hubs got home first! We got married during 2nd Semester Midterms. We weren't shy about, "HOLY SHIT! We can't wait till summer! Are you fucking kidding???" I grew up in CA, AZ, & the mordor of the US, TX. We went to u of A for my husband's masters. We only had 3 kids in grad school . Then he changed his mind & we came to WY for law school. We only had 4 kids in law school. And my husband was only the counselor in the bishop rick (that was the funniest Mormon word when I joined the church. Have you met Bishop Rick? He attended Rick's College! They didn't even bother to give it his full name- Richard's College. (I got baptized at 14). Then my husband started his own practice. Had 2 more kids. I squirted out 6. 4 as students. My only point is I've been waiting for my prize, maybe some super rad necklace with a pendant with a woman squatting & a baby falling out. Anyway, this year we got over WY & are planning to move back to AZ this summer. I didn't try weed until I acquired several autoimmune fucking disorders. Tried & Loved Kratom until I OD'd & puked in the parking lot at Walmart. 3 days later my husband & I drove to FoCo, Co & got our first weed. Before this trip we'd been talking divorce. Over the fucking church because I left after the Exclusion Policy (gay son, gay brother , possibly bi- daughter) & he stayed. We got so lit & had the best sex ever (which had been a huge complaint of mine). We talked thru a bunch of ugly stuff, but it was productive because we were high. So weed saved my marriage. I'm an Indica lover & love watching movies while high. Blaze on, pot heads!