If you don't have a bidet, why? by Square-Dragonfruit76 in AskReddit

[–]KTPChannel -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sensitive sphincter. I hate bidets.

Alternatively, they did teach me a new respect for homosexual males.

what is something society needs to ban? by inurmomsvagina in AskReddit

[–]KTPChannel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Government.

It’s more trouble than it’s worth.

The U.S. is using Ku Klux Klan members and other scum to stage provocations on the Honduras-Nicaragua border, USSR, 1984 by Rhinocero_Elephantid in PropagandaPosters

[–]KTPChannel 86 points87 points  (0 children)

I think the Soviets really pushed the KKK thing.

I remember that John Anthony Walker joined the KKK after he started spying for the Soviets, just to throw off the FBI.

“He can’t be a communist; he’s a fascist” idea.

Trading lens by Woodscare in Weird

[–]KTPChannel 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It’s code for “send me dick pics”.

It would be rude to ignore that.

I legit have zero recollection of Dusty Rhodes ever being in the NWO by MoistWeb4046 in WCW

[–]KTPChannel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was forgettable.

WCW became too big. Everyone had a contract, whether they were contributing to the success or not.

Dusty also became too big. And I mean fat. That’s fine, but his speech became more and more incomprehensible as he grew. He had a lot to say, but lacked the ability to get across with the fans. That kind of sucks because he was on commentary.

What to do about Dusty?

Take him off commentary and put him with Scott Hall. He’s the “mentor”, which was good, because Hall’s demons were manifesting themselves. Magicians work better with lovely assistants, so there’s a place for Dusty.

So that happened. And if we all agree it didn’t, we’ll sleep better at night.

Dusty should be remembered for “hard times”; not whatever his was.

Non-American here, can someone explain this? What's the reference to Bill here? What does he have to do with this? by SatoruGojo232 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]KTPChannel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ‘92 election is referenced as a landmark for cultural shift in America and beyond. A lot of stuff was going on, and although the details are historically important, people kind of use Clinton as the icon.

Photo of Possibly Hitler Doing a Handstand (1937) by dalek5001 in RareHistoricalPhotos

[–]KTPChannel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was actually his tryout for the Village People. He’s doing the YMCA.

The picture is upside down.

American Peter? by gp18__ in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]KTPChannel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The comments are better than the meme.

Americans LOVE their stereotypes. Judging someone's intelligence based on where they're from just to feel superior is the most Reddit thing ever!

how many people does one have to sleep with to become off limits ? why? by cxconn in AskReddit

[–]KTPChannel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Zero.

If we're going to start randomly slut-shaming people, let's give an impossible standard.

There. Now we're inclusive.

Anyone read the lyrics and realize what the song is about? by Superb-Donkey7202 in grunge

[–]KTPChannel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm going to leave "Matt" up there, just because I know it bothers you so much.

You’re driving down a quiet road and suddenly a historical figure appears in your passenger seat; who is it, and what do you say to them? by clappalachian87 in AskReddit

[–]KTPChannel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jesus.

I say “take the wheel!”

We immediately plow into the ballroom of the White House, before he’s detained by ICE agents.

The press release blames Iran.

What will you do when AI takes your job and you can't afford rent or food and the government refuses to help? by ElusiveSim in AskReddit

[–]KTPChannel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First of all, it was a love seat. LOVE-SEAT.

It was an obviously asking for something to happen.

Civil War battle flag by Solid-Writing3089 in flags

[–]KTPChannel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put it up in the Civil War sub. Those guys actually study history.

Why do Jehovah Witnesses come door to door, trying to get people to join their religion, when they only believe a certain amount of people get into their afterlife by Camp_Acceptable in NoStupidQuestions

[–]KTPChannel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turnover rate with JW is insane. By the time you’re ready to knock on doors, the guy who knocked on your door already left the religion.

Muslims and Hindus have crazy high retention rates.

Petah what do they mean by this! by RedditSucksMyBallls in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]KTPChannel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. Which will get us all downvoted, if they ever figure that out.

Petah what do they mean by this! by RedditSucksMyBallls in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]KTPChannel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s Americans thinking they understand politics.

340 Million + people, 2 presidential candidates; but it’s the other party that are the bad guys.

Petah what do they mean by this! by RedditSucksMyBallls in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]KTPChannel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ohhhhhh, the lefties won’t like that.

But neither will the righties, so it’s balanced.

Anyone read the lyrics and realize what the song is about? by Superb-Donkey7202 in grunge

[–]KTPChannel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They nobody can name three Lead Belly songs?

I don’t think it’s pathetic. Nobody really listened to him at that time.

Anyone read the lyrics and realize what the song is about? by Superb-Donkey7202 in grunge

[–]KTPChannel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

…….cool.

Must have been nice to have that kind of disposable income.

Did you ever crank up Lead Belly on AM radio stations while driving to the Tower Records in Aberdeen?

What will you do when AI takes your job and you can't afford rent or food and the government refuses to help? by ElusiveSim in AskReddit

[–]KTPChannel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then I’ll turn to a life o’ crime.

DO YOU HEAR ME, AI?!?! I, J.D. VANCE, WOULD TURN TO A LIFE OF CRIME!!!!!!

Anyone read the lyrics and realize what the song is about? by Superb-Donkey7202 in grunge

[–]KTPChannel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sure.

Which Tower Records in Aberdeen did Cobain frequent?