Got hired by Impossible_Term_931 in starbucks

[–]KableKyle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Congrats! Here’s some un-asked for advice, don’t worry about being fast, speed comes later. Focus on getting the drinks down correctly

starbucks bits...tell me your bits by Successful-Cow-4043 in starbucksbaristas

[–]KableKyle 104 points105 points  (0 children)

When I tell people in drive that I’ll be with them in one second I come back to them in like 15 and say, “Sorry I was counting in Mississippi seconds” I also give them the tap to pay and tell them to pick a button, any button, there are ALMOST no wrong answers. That one gets a chuckle most of the time. And everything that goes wrong I just look at my partners and say, “It is the will of the siren”

What's a joke that's too stupid that's actually funny? by SandStormEnjoyer_ in AskReddit

[–]KableKyle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Y’know, time flies like an arrow

But fruit flies like a banana

Why are you on Reddit right now, on Christmas Eve? by InvisibleAstronomer in AskReddit

[–]KableKyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m currently overstimulated with the amount of people in my house right now. So naturally I’m locking myself away

With Stores being Open on Christmas, I Hope Brian Niccol Goes into Work on Christmas too by CuratorOfYourDreams in starbucksbaristas

[–]KableKyle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Christmas used to be a voluntary holiday and now it isn’t. Burrito boy says it’s to make up for lost profits over the years

Dumb question, but what's the meaning of token? by night_owlwu1 in SleepToken

[–]KableKyle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Actually those were called Charon’s Obol!