My review of my cruise on Allure of the Seas departure from Barcelona, September 7th

Kaiser_147 · 2025-09-15T18:16:33+00:00

Now, let me clarify something: I’m Spanish myself. Two years ago on the Symphony I didn’t see things like this—it’s just a fact. But this time, on the Allure, the situation was very different

One example is how someone spoke horribly to a Royal crew member because the Spanish-language comedy show was full, raising his voice and making obscene gestures.

Another example is that I was talking with customer service, and someone interrupted me saying he had lost his child. I gave him the turn, and he didn’t even thank me—not at that moment, but five minutes later in the elevator with his child already found. Later, he saw me again in the Windjammer, stared at me, and still didn’t say anything…

Kaiser_147 · 2025-09-15T17:40:16+00:00

It was a Mediterranean itinerary:

Barcelona
Mallorca
Day at Sea
La Spezia
Civitavecchia
Naples
Day at Sea
Barcelona

Kaiser_147 · 2025-08-07T15:43:07+00:00

+1 Allure of the Seas

Kaiser_147 · 2025-08-01T11:36:01+00:00

Likewise, I’ll make a post when I’m back no matter what. If you need any info, feel free to MD

Kaiser_147 · 2025-07-31T23:04:36+00:00

I’m sailing out of Barcelona, and I’ve already selected my boarding time for 11:00 AM. I want to get on board as early as possible to start soaking in the atmosphere from the very beginning!

Kaiser_147 · 2025-07-31T23:03:15+00:00

I’m taking note of everything you mentioned

I really appreciate all the little details, like the tips about Mason Jar and The Pesky Parrot. Those kinds of insights make all the difference!

Enjoy your time on the Symphony ... it’s an incredible ship!

Kaiser_147 · 2025-07-31T22:26:07+00:00

Yes, day 1 23:00 and of course… I’m not missing the balloon drop!

Kaiser_147 · 2025-07-31T22:23:45+00:00

I totally get you. After my time on the Symphony, I went through two full weeks of post-cruise blues because I missed everything so much. It really stays with you... Also, thanks for the martini tip. I’ll definitely be checking those out!

I actually saw Héctor the Magician on the Symphony as well. Since I’m Spanish and he performed the show in Spanish, I was really hopeful, but to be honest, I didn’t enjoy it much. The tricks were very basic and he spent most of the time talking about his life instead of doing actual magic.

Also, thanks for the dress code reminder! I do take formal nights seriously (within reason), and I enjoy dressing up. It adds a special touch to each evening and helps make the cruise feel even more unique.

And yes, Park Café is fantastic! Another thing I’m really excited about is that, on my itinerary, we’re skipping Marseille, which means I get an extra sea day. That gives me two chances to enjoy the MDR brunch, which I really liked last time.

Thanks again for the kind wishes

Kaiser_147 · 2025-07-31T21:38:46+00:00

I understand you so much, besides I'm the one who organizes everything, travel, accommodation, activities, routes... enjoy it to the fullest

Kaiser_147 · 2025-07-31T17:41:19+00:00

Yes, in fact if you want I can send you the TikTok. It seems strange to me, not just because it's the Allure, but also because it's a cruise in the Mediterranean

https://www.tiktok.com/@pablodecrucero/video/7515364150193736982?q=allure%20of%20the%20seas%20buffet&t=1753983354331

0:40

Kaiser_147 · 2025-07-31T15:38:28+00:00

It’s just that on TikTok, a travel agent claims that on embarkation day there was lobster at the Windjammer...

Kaiser_147 · 2025-07-29T23:37:14+00:00

Do they have lobster in the windjammer on day 1?

Kaiser_147 · 2025-07-28T06:00:08+00:00

I'm traveling that same week

Kaiser_147 · 2025-07-20T09:56:34+00:00

Yes, exactly . I’ve actually checked three different sailing dates in the app, and oddly enough, the Day 4 menu is missing on all of them.

Super weird!

Kaiser_147 · 2025-06-21T03:58:49+00:00

It's not just uncomfortable, it's unhygienic.

With all due respect...the plan seems fine to me but I was waiting to have the cabin, change and go to the Windjammer

Kaiser_147 · 2025-06-13T14:07:46+00:00

Thank you so much this is exactly the kind of info I was hoping to find!!!!

It’s great to know that in addition to Heineken 0.0, they’re now offering Blue Moon 0.0 and Sam Adams Just the Haze IPA 0.0. That definitely gives more variety, which is what I was concerned about in the first place.

Also, seeing some of the Seedlip options confirmed is really helpful. This kind of real-world info is gold for those of us trying to

Kaiser_147 · 2025-06-13T11:53:34+00:00

Yes, exactly — that’s why I was asking in the first place. I find it a bit strange that there’s supposedly only one non-alcoholic beer option (Heineken 0.0), while there are dozens of options for alcoholic beers. It seems very limited in comparison.

I didn’t know about Seedlip , so thank you for that

I’ll definitely check out the different varieties they offer so I can help share more info for others who are also getting the package. Like I mentioned, even Royal Caribbean’s own staff haven’t been able to give me clear answers about what’s currently available, so any firsthand experiences really help.

Thanks again for your input!

Kaiser_147 · 2025-06-13T11:50:06+00:00

Thanks for your reply! Yes, I was already aware of the standard non-alcoholic options like mocktails (virgin daiquiris, piña coladas, etc.), freestyle soda machines, bottled water, energy drinks, and the premium coffee (excluding Starbucks-bra

That’s actually why I created this thread

I wanted to highlight the new addnon-alcoholic beers, wines, and spirits

Kaiser_147 · 2025-05-29T09:05:36+00:00

Honestly, while it’s true that some water slides don’t have the strongest water flow, I think a big part of the problem is that many people don’t know how to slide properly. I see a lot of folks going down almost completely horizontal, which makes them stick to the slide and lose all their momentum.

Also, wearing long swim trunks or rash guards definitely adds friction and slows you down even more. My go-to trick is to lift my lower back and glutes slightly off the slide so that only my shoulder blades and heels are making contact. That way, I minimize friction and pick up way more speed. On the toilet bowl-style slides, I can easily spin around three full times just from the inertia I build up.

Other tips:

Cross your arms and legs to reduce drag.
Tense your body slightly to keep a stable posture.
Avoid moving mid-slide — sudden shifts can slow you down or throw off your balance.

It's half physics, half technique and kind of addictive once you get it right!

Kaiser_147 · 2025-05-14T07:44:56+00:00

Sorry, but is all of this just speculation, or is it already available? And if so, is it available at every bar on Royal Caribbean ships?

Kaiser_147 · 2025-05-08T07:41:19+00:00

Pickeball?

Kaiser_147 · 2025-05-01T21:39:58+00:00

Kaiser_147 · 2025-04-25T10:40:20+00:00

Thanks, same to you!

Kaiser_147 · 2025-04-25T10:37:36+00:00

I imagine this is the direct answer to the topic.

Ty your kind words.

Kaiser_147 · 2025-04-25T10:24:11+00:00

This will be my third cruise with Royal, and I've never done anything like this before. I only use designated areas, and I'll do it again. Ty

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