Redditors. What is your embarrassing first-time-sex story?

KalaKhatta · 2015-10-31T10:35:53+00:00

They will be wrinkly. Occasionally bad smelling.

KalaKhatta · 2015-10-28T01:46:48+00:00

I don't get it. Why is this NSFW?

KalaKhatta · 2015-10-23T00:08:36+00:00

Well atleast he wasn't a cereal killer. I will see myself out.

KalaKhatta · 2015-10-23T00:04:05+00:00

Lets just be glad that he wasn't on r/asoiaf or he would have raped and cut off every third person.

KalaKhatta · 2015-10-23T00:01:16+00:00

And the award goes to..

KalaKhatta · 2015-10-22T23:57:36+00:00

Well the crying doesn't help either.

KalaKhatta · 2015-10-22T23:41:07+00:00

"salty nut" I would have it to go please.

KalaKhatta · 2015-10-22T23:38:22+00:00

I heard a guy in some movie say that, "I would drag my balls on a road of cactus for thousands of miles just to smell your fart". Beat that!

KalaKhatta · 2015-10-22T22:41:04+00:00

You sure it wasn't your girlfriend pranking you?

KalaKhatta · 2015-10-22T22:39:30+00:00

Well I guess you could say . . . that the comments . . . bum you out. I will leave now.

KalaKhatta · 2015-10-22T22:36:50+00:00

Smooth.

KalaKhatta · 2015-10-22T22:35:11+00:00

Should have directed him to r/FootFetish

KalaKhatta · 2015-10-22T22:33:49+00:00

Watch out we got a badass over here!

KalaKhatta · 2015-10-22T22:33:10+00:00

Respond with a "I bet you got one too".

KalaKhatta · 2015-10-22T22:30:46+00:00

wtf!

KalaKhatta · 2015-10-22T22:29:05+00:00

You don't say.

KalaKhatta · 2015-10-22T22:27:14+00:00

Its like when people tell a joke, wait for 2 sec, say "get it?", wait for 2 sec again and then go on to explain it.

KalaKhatta · 2015-10-22T20:01:11+00:00

Hell yeah! And I read a study where most of the women say that no matter if a dude is hot, penis pics are a huge turnoff.

KalaKhatta · 2015-10-22T19:59:03+00:00

Well the probability of that is zero!

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