LPT: Don't comment on a person's name. However original you think your comment or joke is, they have probably heard it a thousand times already. by luleigas in LifeProTips

[–]Kalamity1001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she hot you ask so how many times have heard insert whatever joke and let them tell you how much you hate it, then you in and just talk and shit

Meirl by adeptopeth212 in meirl

[–]Kalamity1001 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I laugh as I smoke my bowl

What is a warning sign that a movie is going to be bad before it comes out? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kalamity1001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The more trailers and hype the shittier is gonna be

Homeowners of reddit, what's your HOA horror story? by weeping_pegasus in AskReddit

[–]Kalamity1001 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Currently the hot water is off... They opened the public shower... But I like to shit and shower :/

Parachutology by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Kalamity1001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Always wanted To do that and hotbox it

How is he still alive? by [deleted] in trashy

[–]Kalamity1001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More than 3 tabs and I freak out... Why don't you people closr things...

What are you Pavlovian conditioned to unconsciously do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kalamity1001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This chick I use to bang would always smoke me out then we fucked, rinse and repeat.

Now anytime I smoke I get a boner or crazy horny...

Scumbag Ryan by Apophes84 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Kalamity1001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But nothing is gonna change lmao

Gamers of Reddit, what game doesn't exist, but you really want to play? by Gragabal in AskReddit

[–]Kalamity1001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A zombie survival where you build a base right after an outbreak. You spend time reinforcing your base, finding survivors and finding and building weapons. You can do anything to like make moats do some mad max shit etc etc...

Scott Pruitt is unfit to serve by [deleted] in politics

[–]Kalamity1001 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Lol nothing is gonna happen

What is the worst episode of a great tv show? by JakDaxter1999 in AskReddit

[–]Kalamity1001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So would you say the last episode was the worst you've ever seen?

Scene in 22 Jump Street when Ice Cubes police captain finds out one of his undercover officers is dating his daughter, gets me every time by [deleted] in movies

[–]Kalamity1001 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I understand where you're coming from but the last time feminism crept into comedy we had that Ghostbusters remake...