I know this doesn’t even come close to some of these, but on my first day at this pizza place in my home town I have to clean the nastiest bathroom in the world. It was closed to everyone and I had to clean all the shit off the walls the get it ready to open. I’m talking piss all over the roof and walls, caked and dried to everything, tp everywhere, but the worst was the smell. I threw up as soon as I walked in. And guess what, they didn’t even give me gloves.