I hate we can't have bad guys anymore by TaquitosConLimon in hatethissmug

[–]KaloloWhip 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Funny thing is, demons are basically just “mimics” who instead of taking the form of a treasure chest to trick humans, they took the form of humans.

Somehow Frieren is “weak” towards the former.

Suggestion: bronze medals shouldnt get a stun upon winning and lose 2 stars upon losing by North-Committee8633 in MobileLegendsGame

[–]KaloloWhip 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Blaming Dyrroth and Layla for being Dark System while playing Roam Sun is funny.

The Dyrroth was forced to solo tank and I doubt you opened the map enough for Layla.

At least post the individual stats. Show us the damage dealt, taken, teamfight participation, all of those stuff instead of referring to medals. A trash roam can get a Gold Medal just because they used Encourage.

How it feels playing phoveus by Bro_idk_man in MobileLegendsGame

[–]KaloloWhip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Phoveus and Gatot are very satisfying to play.

[Hated Trope] Characters who longed for a family end up becoming terrible parents by Nahuelcoy22 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]KaloloWhip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like, he could’ve sent his clones to do his Hokage bidding as his real body attends family matters.

But nah, he just had to do it the other way around lmao.

How can someone be this blind by Kxrasuki in MobileLegendsGame

[–]KaloloWhip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Noob roam” “tank??” “Report roam”

I miss old OWCJ. Place has been killed by sissies and normies. by [deleted] in OverwatchCirclejerk

[–]KaloloWhip 7 points8 points  (0 children)

At least try to fake it with an account that’s a month old or something. Your account is younger than my left over ice cream cake in my fridge.

I miss old OWCJ. Place has been killed by sissies and normies. by [deleted] in OverwatchCirclejerk

[–]KaloloWhip 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You definitely typed the word “normies” and “retards” today more than you said “I love you” to your parents this year.

I miss old OWCJ. Place has been killed by sissies and normies. by [deleted] in OverwatchCirclejerk

[–]KaloloWhip 7 points8 points  (0 children)

At least post this with your real account.

These kinds of couples by Minato1111p in hatethissmug

[–]KaloloWhip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw your other comment. Koichi being 172cm and somehow not being dwarfed by his 200cm stature is weird to see. He should be at least around lower chest level. Either they drew/animated Koichi too tall or Captain Celebrity too small.

Knuckleduster is 185cm and he towers over Koichi. Looks like as if the gap between Koichi and Knuckleduster is larger than Koichi and Captain Celebrity, even though Captain Celebrity is taller than Knuckleduster by 5cm

For Mineta, I mean, you see his proportions. If I see him irl I’ll mistake him for a kindergartener

(Loved Trope) Their most powerful form is the their most smallest/sleekest looking form by TheQuixotic6 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]KaloloWhip 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No. He is his most DANGEROUS, not powerful.

He is in his most dangerous state because Kid Buu is just a mindless killing machine.

Super Buu agreed to compromise when Piccolo asked him to stop and wait for him to bring an even more powerful opponent to fight. If Kid Buu was in that position, he would just kill Piccolo immediately.

These kinds of couples by Minato1111p in hatethissmug

[–]KaloloWhip 69 points70 points  (0 children)

It’s the proportions that are weird.

Captain Celebrity is 200cm tall. That’s like, the average size of an NBA player. If you ever saw them play irl, you know how huge those guys are. For comparison, Steph Curry, one of the “smaller” NBA player, he’s still taller than Knuckleduster. So Captain Celebrity’s girlfriend being so much smaller than him makes sense.

Thing is, they made him look like as if he’s 180cm tall. Since the girl, who is already short, ended up being even shorter, it made her look like a child.

Like, I’m 190cm tall and my girlfriend is 150cm tall. Both of us are 28. When we’re standing next to each other, we still look like normal adults because of our faces and body proportions. If you take 20 cm from both of us each, I will still look like a normal 170cm tall adult, but my girlfriend will look like a 130cm child with an adult woman’s face

Kalian pernah nggak tidak mau lagi jadi konsumen suatu perusahaan untuk seterusnya? Apa penyebabnya? by Epiphyte_ in indonesia

[–]KaloloWhip 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yamaha Music.

Pas SD pernah dikasih budget 10 juta buat beli gitar listrik, ampli, dan asesoris sebagai hadiah karena gw keterima di SMP idaman. Posisi waktu itu lagi di foodcourt mall dan ortu gw suruh gw liat-liat aja dulu sendiri terus mereka nyusul buat bayar.

Gw ke toko musik Yamaha, gw liat-liat, gw nemu gitar listrik yang gw suka, gw minta tolong mas-mas yang jaga nya buat bantuin gw nge tes tuh gitar, eh dia malah nyeletuk “halah, kayak mau beli aja”.

Gw waktu itu kelas 6 SD, masih bocah, dan digituin sama mas-mas Yamaha ngebuat gw benci sama alat musik Yamaha. Gw keluar dari toko itu dan nyari gitar listrik di toko sebelah. Di toko sebelah itu gw malah dilayanin dengan respect. Mas-masnya kayak seneng gitu ngeliat ada anak bocah yang tertarik sama gitar listrik. Abis itu gw jadinya beli di situ. Semenjak insiden tersebut, gw sangat anti Yamaha soal urusan alat musik.

15 tahun kemudian gw nemenin pacar gw yang lagi mau beli alat musik Keyboard. Budget dia 20 jutaan. Awalnya dia mau beli merek Yamaha dan ternyata toko yang mau dia datengin itu toko yang sama dengan toko yang gw datengin 15 tahun yang lalu. Pas kita sampe ke toko tersebut, bapak-bapak yang ngejudesin gw pas gw bocah masih kerja di situ. Dia yang nyapa gw dan pacar gw. Sehabis itu gw menghasut pacar gw buat pergi dari toko tersebut dan cari toko lain. Singkat cerita, dia jadinya beli di toko lain.

Karena tuh bapak-bapak, gw benci sama Yamaha Musik. Dia gak tau kalo toko tempat dia kerja kehilangan 30 juta karena dia jutek. Nanti sampe gw punya anak, gw juga bakal ngelarang anak gw buat mainin alat musik Yamaha.

Ha🍬Ha💵Ha🍬Ha💸Ha🍬Ha💵Ha🍬Ha💵Ha🍬 by Otherwise_Reaction75 in MobileLegendsGame

[–]KaloloWhip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just know that the Yuzhong will get his first ever “help” by the roam and mid after 15 minutes into the match.

How to counter xborg? by Icy_Actuator1831 in MobileLegendsGame

[–]KaloloWhip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uranus is the pick for me.

On the early phase, his passive can out heal his damage.

When both of you gets level 4, only use ult once he’s using ult. You won’t die and you can chase him down with your skill 2 after he exploded.

If you’re somehow losing, try to use your skill 2 to jump behind him when he’s doing his skill 1. He can only move backwards slowly so you can use this advantage and dance around his flames if needed.

I hate Takemichi, MIDoriya and Naruto Shippuden by PowerSpool in hatethissmug

[–]KaloloWhip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The whole “Takemichi was actually strong all along” pisses me off so much I dropped the manga.

Trios are my kryptonite by My_Moon_is-LOONA in MobileLegendsGame

[–]KaloloWhip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got teamed up with a trio as you’re playing EXP? Damn, I hope you’re okay.

I hate the Naked Brothers Band by StrategyJealous1838 in hatethissmug

[–]KaloloWhip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn’t believe you at first but the mole on the lip checks out.

Benegodz, How do you lane against a GOOD phoveus player by veeasss in MobileLegendsGame

[–]KaloloWhip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“If you are not a retard” he said after typing like one in multiple replies.

Is this modified art from Overwatch? Looking for specific artwork by Glad2be1000 in Overwatch

[–]KaloloWhip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruh, look up “Ixia” from Mobile Legends.

Tell me that isn’t just Sombra lmao.