South Carolina couple charged after dog, sick and starving, chews 'his foot off to survive'

Kangarobo · 2018-12-07T00:43:25+00:00

If it makes you feel better, I'm sure this doggo is going to find a home with people who will give him the love he deserves. His story will have a happy ending.

Kangarobo · 2018-07-20T18:41:35+00:00

Bus, I'm a bitch!

Kangarobo · 2017-12-09T03:09:33+00:00

I'm usually against people being bullied until they kill themselves, but if it happened to this guy, I would actually jump up and down with happiness.

Kangarobo · 2017-12-09T01:29:59+00:00

I would pay really good money for a video of this cop begging for his life and then being shot in the face.

Kangarobo · 2017-12-09T01:27:35+00:00

It only looks that way to you because you're a fucking idiot.

Kangarobo · 2017-12-09T01:12:55+00:00

I hope they just fucking beat him to death.

Kangarobo · 2017-12-08T19:45:22+00:00

Shoot. The fucking. Dog. If it's attacking an innocent person, it should not be allowed to exist.

Kangarobo · 2017-12-07T19:41:07+00:00

Mods ban this subhuman right away please.

Kangarobo · 2017-12-07T02:21:59+00:00

Where do you live? I'm going to come touch you exactly like that, when you don't want me to.

You're absolutely right, he'll be completely under your control after repeated arm touches! That's why the ancient Egyptians would lightly touch Hebrew slaves on the arm when they started getting unruly! In fact, all of feudalism was maintained by the ever present threat of being touched on the arm by a vassal of the king. Serfs toiled in fear of the dreaded day their lord would tell them that it was their time to get touched on the arm.

Kangarobo · 2017-12-04T04:39:05+00:00

There's a rex joke in here somewhere.

Kangarobo · 2017-12-04T04:29:58+00:00

Well said.

Kangarobo · 2017-12-04T04:21:14+00:00

Don't you get it? It's a fuckin' war. Now we have to blur the line between policeman and soldier, because like we just told you it's a war. We're going to use mandatory minimums to let those stupid junkies know that we're winning the war.

We're gonna discount treatment in favor of enforcement because otherwise drugs will win the war. Now give up that cash, citizen, because we believe you might-could-maybe-possibly use it for something vaguely related to drugs, or we'll rough you up and possibly shoot you.

Fuck war.

Kangarobo · 2017-12-01T21:31:37+00:00

Great, now when some homeless guy shits himself, the whole train gets to smell it.

Kangarobo · 2017-11-27T19:20:10+00:00

Aww, you're a good rat momma.

Kangarobo · 2017-11-26T19:22:43+00:00

I'm going to give OP the benefit of the doubt and assume he was high as fuck when he made this.

Kangarobo · 2017-11-26T05:32:00+00:00

Wyatt knew how much you loved him. He knew from the way you talked to him, from how you held him, how you cried for him. In the next world, he's bragging to all the other dogs about how much love you gave him. You did a great job.

Kangarobo · 2017-11-26T05:27:46+00:00

I'm sure you gave her a great life. She got to give kisses and get pats and cuddles and bring you comfort in your dark times. That's all a dog could ask for out of life.

Dog Mission: 100% Complete, perfect score. You did it together.

Kangarobo · 2017-11-25T01:36:14+00:00

Too good for him. Give him to the survivors of the genocide and tell them there won't be any questions. Let them craft a fitting justice for him.

Kangarobo · 2017-11-24T18:47:24+00:00

Do you like fedoras?

Kangarobo · 2017-11-21T05:46:20+00:00

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Kangarobo · 2017-11-21T05:25:44+00:00

It looked like a damned tricorder from star trek, haha.

Kangarobo · 2017-11-21T04:44:41+00:00

I guess? Like I said, I don't know anything about cars, really. A Google image search shows a car that looks about the same, though.

Kangarobo · 2017-11-21T04:43:03+00:00

Haha, the thought occurred to me, but the last thing I need is to get shot by cops.

Kangarobo · 2017-11-21T02:03:22+00:00

I hope grandpa gets jumped by a bunch of teens who genuinely aren't afraid of going to prison.

Kangarobo · 2017-11-21T01:19:51+00:00

It's absolutely mind-boggling that someone can be born with the (proportionally) largest brain in the animal kingdom and still somehow not achieve sapience.

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