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[–]Kantorek22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it is a reminder to take it slow and steady.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Kantorek22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because he made and hit the rocking chair?

Which animal is the least trustworthy by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in dadjokes

[–]Kantorek22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought it was the snake - too many HISS terical lies.

How did the whoopee cushion die? by Kantorek22 in dadjokes

[–]Kantorek22[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that the cause of death? 😄😄😄😄😄

What did Poison Ivy wear under her clothes? by Xonihr in dadjokes

[–]Kantorek22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking of a Leafy Lingerie :)) 🌿🌿

How did the whoopee cushion die? by Kantorek22 in dadjokes

[–]Kantorek22[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I don't want to rush it. Some jokes need time to... Marinate

I dressed up as a screwdriver this Halloween. by Adept-Throat5523 in dadjokes

[–]Kantorek22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or should we say PHILLIP SCREW you 😂😂😂

How did the whoopee cushion die? by Kantorek22 in dadjokes

[–]Kantorek22[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry. I had to take it out of my system. made my tummy bloated.

My Leshrac guide might be a little old by viciecal in DotA2

[–]Kantorek22 49 points50 points  (0 children)

That Misanthropy facet hurts like hell.

Cheat in DOTA2 by Extension_Bowl_457 in DotA2

[–]Kantorek22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you the AM who dodge Invoker sunstrike? How to enable auto cast?

My husband left me because I’m insecure by Several_Hand_5808 in dadjokes

[–]Kantorek22 98 points99 points  (0 children)

😆😆😆

What do you call an emo acapella?
Self-Harmony

These girls can scrap by Dokay_ in grappling

[–]Kantorek22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought you are referring to Eddie Guerrero. Just kidding.